“人生最重要的不是握了一手好牌，而是怎樣去打好一手爛牌。”
Hero
Dog Head 庙舟
level 81
I am inevitable.
| Age | 8 years 8 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 249 thousand |
| Death Count | 136 |
| Wins / Losses | 1 / 3 |
| Temple Completed at | 08/17/2016 |
| Ark Completed at | 05/30/2018 (159.2%) |
| Twos of Every Kind | 305m, 264f (26.4%) | Savings | 6M, 572k (21.9%) |
| Pet | Ballpoint penguin Sandy |
Equipment
| Weapon | atomizer | +91 |
| Shield | insanity plea | +90 |
| Head | red riding hood | +90 |
| Body | armor of night invisibility | +90 |
| Arms | vibranium vambraces | +90 |
| Legs | steelettos | +90 |
| Talisman | life insurance | +90 |
Skills
- pseudopod attack level 60
- spontaneous combustion level 56
- awkward silence level 52
- peace enforcement level 52
- mosquito roar level 51
- radioportation level 50
- instant hairloss level 48
- sunstroke level 45
- swear-o-matic level 41
- mountain moving level 34
Pantheons
| Might | 12113 |
| Templehood | 19742 |
Achievements
- Builder, 1st rank
- Favorite, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Renegade, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Animalist, 3rd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Hunter, 3rd rank
- Moneybag, 3rd rank
- Savior, 3rd rank