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Cyxander 4

level 117

Progress for my Goddess!

Age 8 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild Instant Karma
(vindicator)
Monsters Killed about 632 thousand
Death Count 199
Wins / Losses 8 / 15
Temple Completed at 04/11/2016
Ark Completed at 09/19/2017 (430.5%)
Pairs Gathered at 04/17/2020
Words in Book 89.4%
Savings 22M, 462k (74.9%)
Pet Frog of war Sneezy 13th level
Boss Hypnogriff with 60% of power

Equipment

Weapon heartbreaker +131
Shield ethereal shield +127
Head seven veils +130
Body velcro-fastened armor +130
Arms engagement wings +127
Legs arrowproof kneepads +128
Talisman sliver of hope +129

Skills

  • bloody itch level 121
  • frost bite level 119
  • disarming smile level 118
  • deafening snore level 116
  • strike of the rabbit level 114
  • cri de coeur level 109
  • sober view level 102
  • cash whistle level 102
  • rail-bending level 101
  • street magic level 100

Pantheons

Might2264
Templehood15861
Mastery1751
Taming3104
Survival1918
Savings1705
Arkeology1347
Catch1576
Wordcraft1611
Unity137
Popularity221
Duelery92
Adventure117

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Scribbler, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Miner, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

10/2/17 On this day, Hero Cyxander managed to collect 5 Million Gold in Savings, bringing him halfway to his next rank for the Moneybags achievement.

9/19/17 Today, Hero Cyxander FINALLY completed his second ultimate goal, to build an Ark out of Gopher Wood, achieving Shipwright, 1st rank!
08:35 PM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Omnipotent One.
Finally! My quest to reach the end of a treadmill is done. After hearing about how epic I was, I humbly accepted a pile of wooden ark planks and a gift-wrapped, triple-sized chunk of experience.

The Great Goddess Ixina asks us to commemorate this most joyous occasion, and on to the next goal, setting sail to collect Twos of Every Kind!

7/18/17 On this day, once again we recognize Cyxander’s full lap around the system. Having survived a second year of questing and killing monsters, slowly chipping away at his goal to build an Ark, we remember to celebrate this day the best way we know how: PAAAAARTYYYYY 🎉

6/25/17 At 7:30am on this day, our Hero Cyxander took in a Hyper Lynx and named him Koda. A new companion will help him to finish his ultimate quest to build an Ark and set sail to the seas.

6/14/17 On this day, a “brilliant” idea overcame our Hero Cyxander. With nearly 5 million coins in savings, he decided that some of that money he’d been saving for retirement could have a new purpose… Having reached Rank 3 of the Moneybag Achievement, our hero imagines himself as a wealthy trader. (internal laughter)

5/29/17 After 35 levels, our hero finally bids farewell to his faithful trojan horse Baloo. The Great Goddess Ixina mourns the loss of a loyal companion once more.

12/9/16 Our Hero Cxyander collected his 500th log of Gopher Wood, bringing him halfway to completing his second goal of completing an Ark!

11/16/16 Today, our Trojan Horse Baloo finally reached level 30! He is 8 months and 25 days old, and Hero Cyxander has earned his Animalist Medal, and completed the Animalist Achievement.
05:44
Baloo just shed his skin! Wait, does a trojan horse do that? Anyway, he looks bigger, meaner and cleaner now.

The Great Goddess Ixina rejoices on this most special occasion!

11/14/16 On this day, after a grueling battle against a Nimble, Enlightened, Hulking Stalactitan, Hero Cyxander reached the second rank of the Raider Achievement, with 44.2% of his Ark complete, and he even hit level 61 after escaping the dungeon! The Great Goddess Ixina is full of hope for our not so young hero! Three Cheers!

10/30/16 Today, Hero Cyxander killed his 100,000th monster. He steadily approaches saving his second Million Gold, his faithful companion Baloo is nearly level 30, and even though there are no achievements yet, we recognize these minor accomplishments in the name of The Great Goddess Ixina!

9/26/16 On this day, Hero Cyxander became The Great Goddess Ixina’s Honored Favorite.

9/4/16 On this day, Cyxander completed his eipc quest to Count how many steps it takes to wear out a pair of shoes and earned his 300th log of Gopher Wood, earning the achievement Shipwright Rank 2. Being almost a third of the way to completing his next ultimate goal of building an Ark, The Great Goddess Ixina welcomes you to acknowledge our hero’s perseverance and hard work.

7/22/16 Early this morning, Hero Cyxander saved his first Million gold.

7/18/16 On this day we celebrate a most joyous occasion. It’s Cyxander’s birthday! Having survived (more or less) one full year of questing, killing monsters, and working towards his goals of glorifying The Great Goddess Ixina, we celebrate this honorable cakeday the only way we know how: CAKE! 🎂

6/30/16 On this day while exploring a Dungeon of Toxicity full of traps, most of our hero’s party had been defeated early on. With resilience, our Hero Cyxander and party member Churumelos pushed forward. Upon encountering a Hulking, Deafening Difficultist, Churumelos had nearly given up hope. But Hero Cyxander would not give up! And through his best efforts (and much assistance from The Great Goddess Ixina), the heroes triumphed and reached the treasury.

5/22/16 On this early morning, the Indomitable Baloo threw himself under a Feral Hero to protect Cyxander, killing the monster in the process. A mere two hours later, our Hero Cyxander managed to resurrect his poor Trojan Horse without the divine intervention of The Great Goddess Ixina, and the revitalized Baloo gained a new level!

4/20/16 On this marvelous holiday, Hero Cyxander earned his 20th log, looted his 5th dungeon, and reached the 3rd Rank of the Raider Achievement, earning a total of 28178 gold. We celebrate by wisely allocating most of the coins to Cyxander’s new Savings account for his retirement.

4/11/16 On this glorious day, our Hero Cyxander finally completed his first mission in life, earning the Temple Owner Medal, and completing the Builder Achievement!
10:00 AM Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lady! I feel crazy with happiness.
The Great Goddess Ixina rejoices! And now onto the next great achievement in our hero’s life – Building an Ark.

3/21/16 On this particular day, Hero Cyxander completed an epic quest to Measure the distance between each Milestone and was rewarded with 19568 gold. Since the Godville Times mentioned that accumulated charges would restore up to 70% GodPower, the coins were dutifully transformed into six Golden Bricks for the temple of The Great Goddess Ixina! Nearing closer to the day Cyxander will finally complete his Golden Temple to honor his Great Goddess Ixina, we recognize his surprising progress in this endeavor. In other news, Cyxander has acquired a new Trojan Horse pet named Baloo.

2/24/16 On this day, the foolish Cyxander ruined EVERY SINGLE ATTEMPT to save gold to heal Bolt, the faithful Stripeless Zebra. Due to his complete idiocy, we unfortunately have to release the poor creature into the wild. The Great Goddess Ixina mourns the loss of such a wonderful companion. Cyxander is unworthy.

1/30/16 The Great Goddess Ixina was on the watch today. Noticing our Hero Cyxander was in possession of Arenalin, she took the opportunity to send him to the arena (without using precious GodPower) in hopes of her champion returning with a Golden Brick for spoils of victory. As fate would have it, Cyxander was awarded one such brick before the fight began, and though the opposing God was fiercely punishing his hero, Cyxander (somehow) prevailed without the intervention of The Great Goddess Ixina, and, not only was awarded a second Golden Brick, but also 226 gold from the opponent AND an additional 9695 gold, collected by the audience for the duration of the fight (as per the rules of the duel), bringing our hero to a grand total of nearly 16k gold! The Great Goddess Ixina spoiled Cyxander with encouragements for a total of seven Golden Bricks. It may have been the most Golden Bricks Cyxander has ever earned in such a short amount of time. Fate smiles upon our hero in hopes for the completion of the Temple for his watchful Goddess.

1/15/16 Today our Hero Cyxander surprised The Great Goddess Ixina by healing his pet stripeless zebra on his own. After continued failures in the arena, hope was nearly lost. However our hero managed to collect the necessary amount of coins on his own by completing an epic quest to Do six impossible things before breakfast. And indeed he did the impossible! The Great Goddess Ixina and Bolt are not only proud, but grateful.

1/9/16 On this day at precisely 11:00 a.m. our Hero Cyxander acquired his 500th Golden Brick! Being halfway to his (first) ultimate goal of completing a Temple in honor of his Great Goddess Ixina, we find the hero confronting with an angry librarian, to whom he was returning an overdue library book.

12/11/15 Today, Hero Cyxander achieved an incredible feat. After having his pet Bolt knocked out by a huge monster, Cyxander rose to the challenge of collecting enough coins to heal his companion. He won two duels in the arena and defeated a summoned boss monster (with the help of city guards) and successfully healed his pet in less than one day! The Great Goddess Ixina invites you to celebrate his competence. <3

11/19/15 Today our hero reached Builder Rank 2 by collecting his 300th Golden Brick. As we are all at most amazed and at least amused by Cyxander’s progression, The Great Goddess Ixina demands that we recognize this completely unexpected achievement.

10/17/15 Today, Hero Cyxander acquired his 200th Golden Brick and began another (Epic) quest to Make the world a better place. As we follow our Hero we become mildly impressed that he has actually made it so far in only three months. Our Hero also has a new traveling companion: a Stripeless Zebra named Bolt, who we acknowledge because it is so amusing to see someone riding a stripeless zebra. (internal laughter)

9/19/15 And so, after completing 99 other quests, our Hero Cyxander on this day began his 1st (Epic) quest: Find the exception to every rule. So our hero rushed out of Godville to begin his quest, encountered a Continental Drifter, got his arse beat and hopped on the next ride back to town to attempt to begin his quest again…after consuming absurd amounts of alcohol. Then he decided to do a mini quest and Tear a byte to get a lot of bits instead.

9/10/15 And on this day, the young Hero Cyxander acquired his 100th Golden Brick (and then three more) by defeating the Moleosaurus. After observing a moment of silence for his fallen comrades, our hero appears in the Last Resort and finds himself celebrating his victory by ignoring the voice of The Great Goddess Ixina and relaxing instead. In all honesty, it’s a lot further than I ever expected him to get, so… One triumph takes him 10(.3)% closer to the first ‘meaningful’ goal he has ever had in his life.

7/26/15 Cyxander, the noble chosen hero of The Great Goddess Ixina embarked on a journey to do the one thing that would give his pitiful existence meaning: to collect Golden Bricks to build a temple in honor of his Goddess. This is no simple task, as collecting Golden Bricks requires ‘actual’ feats of strength and valor, of which young Cyxander is yet uncapable of, mostly due to his excessive drinking and general lack of skills. However, The Great Goddess Ixina believes that, through her holy interventions, he can become some sort of completely unremarkable builder of a Golden Temple, at the very least. I mean it can’t be that hard to kill some big monsters and complete a few quests, right? Right??