2/3/22
Completed Temple
2/4/22
Dungeon Journal (step 23 / 23)
18:07
step 23
The heroes plunder the treasure trove. Strawberrious grabs 11224 gold coins, a log for the ark, coupon for a worship-o-meter ©, an arena ticket, a machine that goes “ping”, a horsefeather and a rosetta stone. Hafthor Bjornnson gets 11123 gold coins, a log for the ark, coupon for a philosopher’s stone ©, an astral projector, an eternal hope spring and a social network adapter. Heybaybay gets 11137 gold coins, a log for the ark, coupon for a trouble magnet ©, a modular nodule, a frontstage pass and a solar-powered darkness absorber. Maxagent puts 10777 coins, a log for the ark, coupon for a side job ©, a crackerjack prize, a wreath of Khan, a skill rearranger and a background music generator in his pockets.
2/5/22
Dungeon Journal (step 75 / 75)
12:30
step 75
The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Rayray lll obtains 12282 gold coins, a log for the ark, coupon for a zen energy pouch ©, a cloud sewing kit, some existential bread, a dream sweetener and a pick of destiny. Linlee puts 12380 coins, a log for the ark, coupon for a chakra realigner ©, a frontstage pass, a green fairy in a bottle, an enlightening bolt, the shape of things and an enlightening bolt in her pockets. Strawberrious obtains 12005 coins, a log for the ark, coupon for an ACME monster trap ©, an invite to Godville, a parallel world map, a paradigm shifter, a whine decanter and a bicycle of life.
2/8/22 11:21
step 100
After making one hundred steps and not seeing anything worthwhile, the team decides to give up and gnaws out their way to the surface.
2/11/22
02:01 PM I leveled up! A huge golden podium rose out of the ground, giving me a chance to do an epic hero pose. Finally a level up as extravagant as Koda’s!
2/13/22
Dungeon Journal (step 44 / 44)
12:49
step 44
The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Strawberrious obtains 9826 gold coins, a log for the ark, an unnatural resource, a supreme ruler, an arena ticket and an Easter egg detector. Bohun gets 9711 coins, a log for the ark, a cliché filter, a zen energy pouch, a brick of purest green and a roadmap to glory. Beepocles gets 9449 gold coins, a log for the ark, a bioenergy amplifier, some existential bread, some deja brew and some poetic justice
12/24/22
11:47 AM I don’t know if I’m more surprised to be alive at level 52, or that I can count that high.
12/25/22
07:02 PM My “glance of Kaa” skill has been upgraded to level 21! Paid 10863 coins for the training.
12/26/22
01:11 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Sweeping Chipping Enlightened Rootbear! Strawberrious became the owner of 4823 gold coins, a hoof of the Rootbear, an urge suppressor, a nukulele and a gopher wood brick. The enlightened boss turned out to be a good inspiration for a deep prayer.
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02:17 PM Notes from the battlefield: The Megaphony was used up for gold and experience! Time to return to my heroic deeds. link
12/28/22
01:16 PM Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
04:53 PM My “glance of Kaa” skill has been upgraded to level 22! Paid 11519 coins for the training.
07:19 PM Notes from the dungeon: The defeated team of heroes was carried to the surface by dungeon janitors. They were charged a hefty fee of gold and trophies.
link
08:50 PM Bought a skill upgrade coupon at the local community center for 13042 coins. Used it to upgrade my “powerful sneeze” skill to level 25.
10:07 PM I would have killed that Ramen Emperor if it wasn’t for this darn lag!
10:44 PM I was resurrected in a metropolitan temple by the will of the Almighty. Thank you, Great One!
12/30/22
04:39 PM Looks like my invite to Godville has been used as it should be… Great One, please send me a girlfriend!
12/31/22
08:34 PM I’ve used my “teeth gnashing” skill so many times that it has finally been upgraded to the next level!
1/3/23
12:34 AM My “teeth gnashing” skill has been upgraded to level 25! Paid 12846 coins for the training.
07:28 AM Notes from the dungeon: The heroes loot the treasure stash. Strawberrious takes 11155 gold coins, a log for the ark, coupon for a mystery box ©, a worship-o-meter, a brick of purest green, a resurrection permit and a history eraser.
link
06:57 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Sneaky Chipping Hulking Squirmisher! Strawberrious got 2818 gold coins, a fillet of the Squirmisher, a universal serial bus pass, a troubleshooting star and an aluminum banner.
link
07:09 PM I can’t believe I’m level 53 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.
08:40 PM Something told me to use “bad breath” on the book of skill. Now my character sheet features the “unbearable boredom” skill instead.
1/4/23
10:04 AM Substituted my usual partying montage for a training montage and leveled up my “glance of Kaa” skill for 12518 coins.
04:16 PM Met a wandering master. In exchange for 13371 gold coins, he helped to train my “unbearable boredom” skill to level 26. Cool!
09:47 PM Spent hours punching a tree until I finally accumulated enough strength to increase the level of my “inept singing” skill.
1/5/23
05:10 PM Losing the book of skill turned me into a different person: one without the “powerful sneeze” skill and with the “forced generosity” skill instead.
08:47 PM The scriptures say that the seven stages of heroism are: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. Which one am I on, Mighty One?
1/6/23
03:11 PM Notes from the battlefield: The Broadbandit was triumphantly defeated! I’ve gained more experience and loot, but it’s time to return to my heroic deeds.
link
1/10/23
12:52 AM Witnessed an indescribable event.
1/11/23
05:58 AM Got bored of living so I decided to break the monotony. It definitely had nothing to do with that Thesaurus Rex.
06:11 AM Was resurrected and immediately had to burrow myself out from underground. Turned out someone had buried me in Herowin. Thank goodness, I thought I’d been reincarnated as a mole!
05:05 PM Notes from the arena: Red Hat is on his knees. Strawberrious salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 23018 gold coins.
link
1/12/23
12:55 AM Today is my birthday, Almighty! I’m ready for something nice. (9 years!)
09:10 AM Suddenly noticed that my experience bar was empty. Panicked for a moment, before I realized that I’m now level 54!
01:49 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Hulking Nimble Oreoboros! Strawberrious became the owner of 3144 coins, an ear of the Oreoboros, a golden brick, a hexcavator and a stone of variable hardness.
link
07:45 PM Heard a popping noise and noticed Koda grew taller by an inch! (LEVEL 31!)
1/13/23
08:28 AM My “inept singing” skill has been upgraded to the next level! Perhaps I should moonlight as a wandering master?
1/14/23
02:35 AM A roving mystic convinced me that enlightenment could be attained by exchanging wealth for knowledge. I happily handed over 12820 coins to increase the level of my “glance of Kaa” skill, but the enlightenment has yet to kick in.
02:35 AM Reluctantly, the trader took my coupon, frowned, and led me into the changing room. Wow, slay-tex gloves!
06:43 PM Spent 12336 gold coins on a book called “Using Skills for Dummies”. Read the whole thing cover to cover and leveled up my “peace enforcement” skill. These books really do help.
1/15/23
05:26 AM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Enlightened Overhearing Squirmisher! Strawberrious added 2070 coins, a golden brick, a speeding ticket and a transmogrifier to his bag.
link
05:43 AM I placed twenty bags of gold on the sacrificial altar, offered a prayer to the Great One and immediately felt an experience boost.
08:04 PM Bought a skill upgrade coupon at the local community center for 13825 coins. Used it to upgrade my “unbearable boredom” skill to level 27.
1/17/23
08:01 AM Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Grettir and Strawberrious left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 11890 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.
link
1/19/23
09:29 PM Notes from the battlefield: The Megaphony was used up for gold and experience! Time to return to my heroic deeds.
link
11:31 PM Spent 2576 coins on a new shield of dreams. I’m now dressed for success, though I’m not sure what it is I’m trying to succeed at.
1/22/23
01:36 AM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Leeching Sweeping Ogreachiever! Strawberrious became richer by 3102 gold coins.
link
10:41 PM ➥ Dug out an almost new item: Kevlar opera gloves. Wow!
1/23/23
04:52 AM Wow, I am level 55 now!
1/24/23
05:27 AM Notes from the dungeon: After making their fifty steps the heroes are escorted back to the surface by the dungeon’s security guard.
link
1/25/23
02:33 PM Substituted my usual partying montage for a training montage and leveled up my “lossy compression” skill for 8008 gold coins.
1/26/23
07:43 PM I couldn’t miss out on this great deal and changed my boring “peace enforcement” skill to the new exciting “drunken rampage” skill of the same level. Oh boy, I love this customer service!
08:21 PM Notes from the arena: Michael33345 is on his knees. Strawberrious salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 1412 gold coins. The winner gets a log of gopher wood in accordance with the special rule of this fight.
link
11:36 PM Notes from the battlefield: The Beerkat was used up for gold and experience! Time to return to my heroic deeds.
link
1/27/23
03:56 AM Losing the skill rearranger turned me into a different person: one without the “unbearable boredom” skill and with the “sunstroke” skill instead.
03:36 PM I couldn’t miss out on this great deal and changed my boring “awkward silence” skill to the new exciting “asynchronous swimming” skill of the same level. Oh boy, I love this customer service!
05:05 PM Wow, I’m in the newspaper. That’s news!
bq. Strawberrious — 55th-level adventurer, member of the “Romulus and Remus” guild, with the motto “Failing Awesomely!”, stands at the 104th position in the pantheon of Duelers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Ironical. His dream is to master the “falcon punch” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks
05:05 PM My Goddess was also mentioned in the paper today!
The humble goddess Ironical set a good example for others by both submitting and voting for ideas
05:59 PM Just as the Gandolphin was about to finish me off, Koda gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal rocky raccoon, if it’s the last thing I ever do!
12:59 PM Just reached $1 Million in Savings!
1/29/23
01:17 AM Notes from the dungeon: The heroes loot the treasure stash. Strawberrious obtains 8725 gold coins, a log for the ark, a super bowl, a nun chucking machine, a king’s bounty and a rage quilt.
link
04:19 AM A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Koda, instantly bringing my beloved rocky raccoon back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 12507 coins anyway. Oh Koda, how I’ve missed you!
02:45 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Hulking Heromnivore! Strawberrious got 6929 gold coins, a rib of the Heromnivore and a golden brick.
link
03:08 PM Notes from the sparring fight: Strawberrious gets experience points for today’s win, while Inmo thanks his partner for the lesson.
link
05:31 PM Substituted my usual drinking montage for a training montage and leveled up my “forced generosity” skill for 13961 coins.
05:32 PM Wow, a mermaid flipper! This thing will match the rest of my equipment perfectly.
09:05 PM Spent 13448 coins on a book called “Using Skills for Dummies”. Read the whole thing cover to cover and leveled up my “glance of Kaa” skill. These books really do help.
1/30/23
03:40 PM A roving mystic convinced me that enlightenment could be attained by exchanging wealth for knowledge. I happily handed over 8749 gold coins to increase the level of my “lucky hoof” skill, but the enlightenment has yet to kick in.
1/31/23
01:55 AM Koda ran into a phone booth. He spun around quickly, and was very excited to find himself bigger, stronger and leveled up.
2/1/23
01:59 AM A shining light from above splintered the book of skill into atoms, wiped out the “teeth gnashing” skill from my memory and unblocked the “foot massage” skill that I apparently always had.
06:36 AM My “glance of Kaa” skill has been upgraded to level 27! Paid 13889 coins for the training.
11:38 AM A group of scientists offered me 1219 coins to be their lab rat. A barrage of pills, multiple injections, hours of prodding and numerous complications later, they discovered how to swap my “lossy compression” skill with the “fake smile” skill! If only they knew how to reverse the effect.
10:25 PM Soul Supreme, you won’t believe this! I’ve just heard a choir singing a song with the words “This game is so old that my kid is now playing with me” in it. I guess you’re getting famous and godpowerful! bq.
2/2/23
12:48 AM Notes from the battlefield: The Octopuss in Boots was too tough for me, so I bribed it with 2656 gold coins and ran away. What a pity that I won’t be able to complete this mini-quest.
https://godvillegame.com/duels/log/1u9s3cluc
(I missed the notification 😢)
02:09 AM Wow, I am level 56 now. I think that’s a bigger number than the level I was before.
03:50 AM Substituted my usual partying montage for a training montage and leveled up my “fake smile” skill for 10306 gold coins.
05:11 AM Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Strawberrious takes 9459 coins, a log for the ark, an invite to Godville, a token of friendship, a golden snitch and a genetic marker.
link
06:21 AM Notes from the battlefield: The Wraptor was used up for gold and experience! Time to return to my heroic deeds.
link
2/3/23
01:19 AM Suddenly realized my “spoon-bending” skill has increased a level. Nice…
05:54 PM A roving mystic convinced me that enlightenment could be attained by exchanging wealth for knowledge. I happily handed over 12838 coins to increase the level of my “drunken rampage” skill, but the enlightenment has yet to kick in.
2/5/23
11:41 AM Mysterious forces have left another log of gopher wood for the ark at your temple. Whatever floats your boat, my Lady.
Collected 300 logs for the Ark!
07:10 PM Notes from the battlefield: The High Horse was triumphantly defeated! I’ve gained more experience and loot, but it’s time to return to my heroic deeds.
link
08:18 PM Told the Lying King that I was sorry and would never attack its kind again. It pointed out that I made the same promise last week, then struck me down.
2/6/23
04:55 AM I’ve used my “inept singing” skill so many times that it has finally been upgraded to the next level!
2/7/23
01:30 PM Suddenly realized my “drunken rampage” skill has increased a level. Nice…
2/17/23
07:59 AM Wow, I am level 57 now!
3/9/23
10:49 PM A group of scientists offered me 1219 gold coins to be their lab rat. A barrage of pills, multiple injections, hours of prodding and numerous complications later, they discovered how to swap my “fake smile” skill with the “frost bite” skill! If only they knew how to reverse the effect.
3/12/23
11:07 AM Shamefully died by the hand of the Last Chancellor.
06:27 PM Another resurrection… Oh Exalted One, have you ever considered letting me into heaven instead?
2 month break
5/10/23
02:09 PM It tickles. Looks like the prodigal goddess has returned.
02:10 PM Happy Godville Anniversary, Most Righteous One! Hey, they instructed me to give you a bunch of blue divine briquettes!
6/23/23
07:17 PM Spent 14503 gold coins on a book called “Using Skills for Dummies”. Read the whole thing cover to cover and leveled up my “win on points” skill. These books really do help.
7/22/23
04:12 PM Successfully escaped from the Master of Disaster by cliff jumping. But now I think I have a different problem…
10:23 PM I suddenly had a rush. Feels like my Lady is nearby again.
10:29 PM Oh no, Soul Supreme. Send me back! I left my beer money in the afterlife!