9/6/12 16:14: Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lady! I feel delirious with happiness.
5/10 09:18: Everybody in the town square suddenly began to sneeze, but their sneezes sounded unsettlingly like “Guild Name”! Is that your idea of viral marketing, Almighty?
09:18: Incredibly, the front page of every newspaper in town turned into a Guild Name advertisement. My guild is definitely going to gain more influence here.
3/9 4th pet already… 15:05: I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Biowolf, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Rex. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
2/19 15:20: Everybody in the town square suddenly began to sneeze, but their sneezes sounded unsettlingly like “Guild Name”! Is that your idea of viral marketing, Mighty One?
2/15 08:39: I was trying to spread the word at Godville’s main square, informing the people about my guild, when suddenly thunder boomed and amplified my voice a hundredfold. People here are going to remember the “Guild Name” guild for a long time.
2/12 20:15: I was trying to spread the word at Tradeburg’s main square, informing the people about my guild, when suddenly thunder boomed and amplified my voice a hundredfold. People here are going to remember the “Guild Name” guild for a long time.
1/8 20:16: I guess I’ll never figure out how to become the 230th member of the guild “The Hornet Nest”. Whatever. I’ll find something else to do.
12/30 20:25: Suddenly realized that to become the 240th member of the guild “Mormoninjas” doesn’t sound heroic enough for my chronicles. Thank you, Almighty, that could have been a real stain on my reputation!
12/20 10:33: Suddenly realized that to become the 234th member of the guild “Kitty Cat Council” doesn’t sound heroic enough for my chronicles. Thank you, Almighty, that could have been a real stain on my reputation!
12/11 08:09: Suddenly realized that to become the 240th member of the guild “bakhara” doesn’t sound heroic enough for my chronicles. Thank you, Almighty, that could have been a real stain on my reputation!
12/2 20:25: All things considered, trying to become the 256th member of the guild “Instant Karma” was rather stupid anyway. I hope someone else will finish it.
8/26/11 am 03:16: I feel that being a member of the ‘Guild Name’ guild is a better choice.
8/28 – in my diary, but no pet showing? 17:02: Called my pet over and tried to fasten the ticket to the eternal void to his collar. A passing druid called me a sadist.
19:36: A luminous halo suddenly appeared above my head. Seized the opportunity and ran to the city square to preach your word to the townspeople. My guild is going to gain more influence here.