A long time ago in a galaxy far far away… Wait, wrong game. Let’s begin again. In olden times, a prophecy was made. A prediction that a great hero would come to kick @$$ and take names. That prophecy has yet to be fulfilled. Instead this chronicle will detail the exploits of the hero Wussy.
Hero
Wussy 4
level 106
Please don't hurt me!
| Age | 9 years 5 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 448 thousand |
| Death Count | 154 |
| Wins / Losses | 46 / 4 |
| Temple Completed at | 11/23/2015 |
| Ark Completed at | 05/19/2017 (327.5%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 10/05/2019 |
| Words in Book | 22.4% | Savings | 14M, 963k (49.9%) |
| Pet | Satan claus Dino 38th level |
| Boss | Scaretaker with 51% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | infernal racket | +115 |
| Shield | low level hero | +115 |
| Head | seven veils | +115 |
| Body | theme parka | +115 |
| Arms | ham fists | +117 |
| Legs | pants o' mimes | +115 |
| Talisman | dragon's wisdom tooth | +115 |
Skills
- explosive character level 111
- mountain moving level 107
- instant hairloss level 103
- intimate tickling level 101
- save-load level 100
- scissorhands level 97
- slap of the whale level 91
- falcon punch level 88
- effect of the groundhog level 77
- brownian motion level 66
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 416 |
| Might | 4490 |
| Templehood | 12959 |
| Gladiatorship | 2014 |
Achievements
- Honored Animalist
- Honored Renegade
- Builder, 1st rank
- Favorite, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Freelancer, 2nd rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Moneybag, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank
- Dueler, 3rd rank
- Fiend, 3rd rank
- Invincible, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank
- Scribbler, 3rd rank