The Early Days…
So today I began my journey as a newly dubbed hero. Well, I suppose in the future I will look back and this won’t be true anymore. Today it was today, but tomorrow it will be yesterday. Then the day before, and so forth. So let’s just go with there was this particular day once upon a random time that I began my journey.
Later Days…
From that day and beyond, I must announce I’m completely and wholeheartedly thrilled with this development. I hear all these other heroes complaining about this or that, like long hours, exhaustion, absentee or violent gods, terrifying monsters, agony, dying, and all sorts of petty issues like that. But really, where’s the fun without all that?
In my former life I was always jealous watching heroes come and go in all their glorious oblivion to reality. Immortality! So much gold! So much beer! Freedom to fight! Lightning? Invigorating. I have departed the realm of the mundane and embraced the chaos of adventure.
Midlife/Eternal Crisis
Yes. Ever since I was chosen, I have not been disappointed.
So maybe…farmer? No…Gold digger? No…Gambler? No………Cashier? Oh god forbid-
please hold while resuscitating hero
Apparently my goddess does forbid such. I fear I may be stuck with my current occupation.