It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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- Awakening a new lab boss will reset the cooldown timer
- Completing the daily crossword will grant a new aura or extend your current aura, excepting the aura of confusion
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Through years of darkness, I wandered.
The voice of my God, once so incessant, was gone.
I’d hear whispers, “It’s a feral hero, don’t make eye contact.”
I couldn’t, wouldn’t believe that I had been forsaken.
I knew one thing: my God would not abandon me.
And the voice returned one day.
It felt familiar, like a kind of madness that I tried to ignore.
Goodness began to flow through me once again; my Savior had returned!
During my elation, I came upon a Feral Hero. So like myself…
I decided to help. “I will ease you through this purgatory! Remember your God!”
Doused an unwary Feral Hero in holy water, but only made it soggy and upset.
I had hoped to have a calm conversation with the Feral Hero, but my mind changed when I saw the wild look in its eyes.
My Dignity Shredder will have to suffice to make this Feral Hero remember the Light.
We exchanged blows for a time.
The attacks I received were punishing, all claws and teeth.
Either the Feral Hero is strong or I have become weak.
My health began to fade, and as I had been taught, I helped myself so that the Almighty might help me.
Restored a bit of health with the fresh lemonade. Hey, Feral Hero, come get some!
I continued to use my weapon to reason, “Your God will return!”
In reply, there was biting and slashing.
Then, after a time, the Feral Hero began to speak.
The Feral Hero noted that Cupil has a very cute pet. I don’t get it.
Hearing the Feral Hero groan his name, Cupil suddenly realized that an enemy had approached.
He watched for a while as the battle raged, grew restless as it dragged, and became engaged.
Did I just see Cupil rushing at the monster roaring “I’ll come back anyway!?”
The epitome of distraction, my Cupil; the Feral Hero fell to the ground as Cupil rushed around.
The Feral Hero, now open to suggestion, received my final combo, my strongest admonitions.
With a pitiful cry of “I’ve just poked an eye out!”, the Feral Hero perished.
I caught my breath and surveyed the field.
Another live saved; congratulations to me.
“It feels good to help less fortunate heros, doesn’t it Cupil?”
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Battled Your mom. Emerged victorious.
Died, said Godvillain did it, but I believe it had something to do with that aura.
Battled Nyle, it didn’t go so well. Won’t be transporting into the arena again anytime soon.
Lost a fight I didn’t know I was in.
Died again while my god was asleep.
Soniq beat the crap out and me and reaped the equipment of my arms as her prize.
It is also clear that I need a lover and to learn how to take a punch.
Died again, not sure how, but sure enough, here I am, back from the dead.
Another battle, another loss. Stabjoo at least made it close.
If I’m not a fighter and I can’t find love, where does that leave me?
One of my deaths was retracted by a special item, for what it’s worth.
Battled Epona to the death in the wee hours of the morn. Exalted One, why must you sleep so much?
Died again due to an apparent lack of self-preservation.
I died in the night again, but looking back, this came as no shock to my God.
It was as though I was looking for death, and it wasn’t really that hard to find.
Got into a battle with Jahsus, and yes, I lost.
Died at the hands of a Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger. Baloo, my pet, was of no help, though I am sure he could have been… And my God, where were you?
I died again at some point. With all of the running away I usually do, you’d think I would be better at getting away.
Baloo died, he wasn’t that helpful anyway, but I miss him. I finally buried him today, can’t believe I carried his body around for that long.
I died again, sometime in the night. All praise the Might that restored me this life.
I was then promptly dispatched by Cebus Albifrons, what a cruel world.
Lost another battle, this time to Damian the Destroyer.
I found another item that took away one of my deaths – seems a little ridiculous.
Finally won another duel, against Meiure. My God was certainly looking out for me.
Toto, no!!!
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You know, Most Righteous One, your poem is spreading like wildfire:
Trillions of tonics,
A plethora of potions:
Fervorous hoarding
For some day, foreboding.You know, Omnipotent One, your poem is spreading like wildfire:
What are you doing?
Talking off tattooing
That point on your map
Reflect, take a step back
Have a nap or a snack.Gentle One, your verse was spread by the heralds:
Still going
I can't believe it
You must want this quest done
What spirit.Omnipotent One, your verse was spread by the heralds:
You seem to be
Having a rough day,
Beaten and running.
It'll be okay;
I'm here with you always.You know, Gentle One, your poem is spreading like wildfire:
Don't bother him
He's busy
Doing "hero stuff"
'Til he's dizzy.
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Helping those who help themselves since 334 g.e.