Johnny Go

level 58

Going fast enough to fly!

Age 6 years 11 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 74 thousand
Death Count 55
Wins / Losses 180 / 27
Temple Completed at 06/17/2014
Wood for Ark 55.7%
Savings 1M, 997k (6.7%)
Pet Multi-legged luggage Sandy 11th level


Weapon mourning star +69
Shield unconscious armadillo +69
Head masque of the red death +67
Body custom skin +66
Arms palm readers +67
Legs pantaloons of fury +68
Talisman ring of the lords +68


  • tin throat level 32
  • mosquito roar level 32
  • intimate tickling level 31
  • death by snu-snu level 31
  • rail-bending level 25
  • rickrolling level 24
  • shiny heels level 24
  • pseudopod attack level 22
  • peace enforcement level 21
  • auto-stopping level 21




  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Born 11/11/13, 08:24 PM 08:24 I don’t know what I want but I want it. 08:25 Strange thoughts filled my head, and I suddenly felt compelled to catch the worm before the early bird. My God, was that your doing? 08:24 After my prayers, the priest told me that everything is the will of the Great One, but he didn’t specify which one exactly. 08:24 Four wise monks said, “It is best to start with the glorification of the Lord through undertakings.” I’d better look around and find something to do in the next few hours. 08:24 I think I get it now. I have the great honor of being chosen for an inscrutable purpose by a supreme being. Thank you, my Lord. I will not let you down! 08:24 What happened? Where am I? Is this a temple? How did I get here?

8/4/14 08:47 AM I would have leveled up sooner , but I had to learn to count to 47.

9/21/14 level 50 39th death 05:59 PM Just when I thought all was doomed, Clydus came running from the hills shouting, “Don’t worry, I’m here to help!” It was then that I knew all was doomed.

10/24/14 Alright, I’m now level 52! Decided to use my 4 new points on increasing my health.

12/1/1402:58 PM I’m like, level 54 now! I’m like way more mature now! You can’t tell me what to do anymore, Almighty.

1/1/2015 01:53 PM Reached level 56. Now I am officially allowed to do the things I shouldn’t have been doing. Heck yeah!