Well, I met Him in my dream and he say He want me to help Him and I get to drink unlimited beer whenever possible and do nothing but fight. I say yes and that’s it.
11 Dec 2017
20:29 Glad you read the ‘Godville Times’, my Lord. In other news, I seem to have a new aura of immortality. WOW AWESOME!!!
While I was searching for the screwdriving license and wet blanket, somebody dropped 2181 coins from a passing cloud. Bingo?
12 Dec 2017 – 1st death
20:09 Grant me the power of immortality, Mighty One, so that I may do stupid things and not have to consider death as a consequence!
17 Dec 17
Quest #13 – Become the 2nd member of the guild “Idle”.
The explosive firework jumped out of my backpack, started to sizzle, and slowly transformed into a golden brick.
Suddenly fainted while walking and then immediately came back to my senses, but feeling very calm. I can’t even feel anger over my missing hammer of realignment.
23 Dec 17 – 11am
2nd in Creation.
29 Dec 17 – Day 18
21:46 Good news, Soul Supreme! I learned a very useful new skill: “mountain moving”. At least the traveling master who trained me promised it was very useful.
31 Dec 17
20:42 Felt a burning desire to disassemble the continuum transfunctioner. Found a notarized document inside stating that I’ve died fewer times than I thought. Nice.
2 Jan 18
17:03 You revive me every time I die, Soul Supreme. Does that make me immortal? Am I a god too then? Can I have my own hero?
7 Jan 18
11:01 Learn to fly like a fish and swim like a bird. Besty quest of the new year!
21:39 After extensive study, I can now soar over the waters like a flying fish, and dart under them like a penguin. Nothing is impossible, if you set your mind to it.
My quest to learn to fly like a fish and swim like a bird was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
18:01 The trader was impressed by my “Idle” guild membership card. Received a chicken leg as a free gift.
17:26 Following a sudden urge, I peeked into my knapsack and couldn’t find two bold trophies, but found two golden bricks instead. That’s what I call a true miracle!
12:34 Killing the Hunny Bear with kindness wasn’t working this time, so I used my ‘disarming smile’ skill instead. Kindly pilfered an ultraviolent lamp from its corpse.
16:15 Used my “seasickness” skill to teach the Sawed-off Shogun a valuable lesson. I’m not sure what the lesson was, but the monster didn’t seem to enjoy it much.
21:50 Our guild’s prophet ordered me to create holy water by boiling the hell out of it. For “Idle”!
08:07 Dropped my coin purse into the campfire. Managed to retrieve it, but a bunch of coins had fused into a brick-shaped block. What were the chances of that happening, Luminous One?
10:56 Mighty One, hurry up and resurrect me before I enter the afterlife! I’m pretty sure the thousands I’ve slain aren’t waiting to embrace me with open arms and affection.😨😨