KaiEn, the monster slayer, is a brave hero. His righteous personality drives him to protect others around him. He is a lone ranger, preferring to do things alone.
02:37: What is wrong with all these monsters? Why does my pain give them such delight?!
02:40: A vile and filthy Syntax Terror is robbing the golden brick caravan! I’d better catch him…
03:22: Noticed a less fortunate hero who looked like he was starving. Left him some money so he could afford a good dinner.
06:05: ‘I am KaiEn, Carpé diem! Raaaaaaaargh!’ Great One, what do you think? Does it sound impressive?
06:34: Lit a candle for the peace of slaughtered monsters’ souls.
07:01: Gave a one-armed man a hand.
08:23: Sang an ancient song of my people. By the way, Almighty, who are my people? Do I belong to some specific ethnic group or race?
09:22: From now on, this Desert Eagle won’t be a threat to anyone.
10:49: Accidentally blocked a kick to the knee with my face.
09:29: Met an interesting person. Learned that his name is Beowulf Nightshade. Wrote it down in a notebook.
09:49: A voice from the skies thundered: ‘Join a guild!’ Nice.
09:56: I suddenly saw falling letters, thousands of them! Some were combined into phrases like ‘Join “Fairy Tail” guild, KaiEn!’... It was awesome! Then I realized I really should eat less alphabet soup.
09:58: I ate a fortune cookie and the note inside said: ‘Join “Fairy Tail”, KaiEn!’
10:04: I suddenly saw falling letters, thousands of them! Some were combined into phrases like ‘Join “Fairy Tail”, KaiEn!’... It was awesome! Then I realized I really should eat less alphabet soup.
10:08: A voice from the skies thundered: ‘Join “Fairy Tail”, my champion!’ Hey, turn the volume down!
10:08: It’s obvious, I need to join the ‘Fairy Tail’ guild! Strange that I didn’t think about it before…
Quest: Become the 220th member of the guild “Fairy Tail”
07:44: Had a moment of silence to honor the remains of a less-than-fortunate hero.
05:49: I accidentally stabbed myself with my weapon. Is… is this what I’ve been doing to others?
08:53: I suppose this is a good place to become the 220th member of the guild “Fairy Tail”. Let’s go!
09:09: Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest and met Beowulf Nightshade there. Drank from a mug to celebrate the lucky meeting and smoked a peace-pipe. Lost track of time.
04:36: Found someone who allowed me to join “Fairy Tail”. Hi, fellows!
06:54: Great One, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the gold to buy shiny new things. Meanwhile, please accept my humble donation of 68 coins.
09:11, 30th June 2011: “KaiEn is defeated for the first time, but, he will only get stronger, and with a vengeance!” – Ichi
01:32: In the wallet of the Rotten Pinball Wizard, killed by my hand, I found photos of its kids! What have I done? Anyway, the EXP boost was nice and now I’m hungry for more!
08:44: Met a nice tramp and gave him the daylight torch – he needs it more than I do.
10:22: The cruelty of the Wookalar is a thing of the past. Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land!
10:47: I saw an awesome weapon in the shop, but it was actually a cheap knock-off. Maybe I’ll find something worthy of my ownership next time.
01:08: Stepped on an ant and killed it. Cried for the next hour.
10:32: Found somebody’s towel in the mud. Poor soul.
Los Demonos 01:31: I was trying to spread the word at Los Demonos’s main square, informing the people about my guild, when suddenly thunder struck and amplified my voice a hundredfold. People here are going to remember the “Fairy Tail” guild for a long time.
11:14: A Purple Hero Eater is bothering travelers. Maybe I should do something about it… like “kill the Purple Hero Eater”.
06:29: Why do all these monsters keep attacking me? Maybe they’re jealous of my good looks.
02:30, 5th July 2011: “KaiEn fought a brave and honorable fight with a fellow hero, and emerged victorious! Our dear KaiEn has grown stronger!” – Ichi
06:40: Heard someone shouting “Die, Annamolly!” in the distance. I rushed to the rescue, but it turned out to be a Tenacious Bee brutally smashing a scarecrow. I guess monsters need to practice too.
9th July 2011: “Fairy Tail” has been a great guild, and KaiEn has grown to love and honor it. However, it is time for KaiEn to make something out of himself. With great sadness, KaiEn shall leave the guild, but never forget it!
04:37: I suddenly heard a thunderous voice in my head: ‘Create “Flight of the Dragon” guild, my champion!’ That was stunning.
04:38: I feel that I ought to start a movement. Heading off to collect the signatures in support of the new guild – ‘Flight of the Dragon’!
Quest: Start the “Flight of the Dragon” guild in Godville
11:34: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No… It’s a dragon… A big dragon… A big, hungry-looking dragon… I’ll just run away now.
11:44: I found a house divided. It couldn’t stand.
03:22: Practiced the newest secret handshake that I’ve been working on with my guild mates from “Flight of the Dragon”.
03:55: A Godville Administrator is bothering travelers. Maybe I should do something about it… like “kill the Godville Administrator.”
10:38: While the enemy was taking a time-out, Beowulf Nightshade helped me cleanse my wounds and fed me some delicious fresh buns.
06:21: Borrowed a storm umbrella while the merchant was talking to another client. Left 2001 coins as compensation.
09:02: Annamolly happened to be standing next to me in the shop, and prevented the trader from cheating me.
05:46: Nessie almost fell off a cliff while chasing a half-dead monster that was fleeing from someone very scary. Oh, what if he had fallen?!
09:40: Watched Nessie sleep as he cuddled against my leg. Aw, what a cute little rocky raccoon…
10:10: I saved a fish from drowning. Did you see that act of kindness, Exalted One?
12:06: The Sabertooth Fairy raised its paw for a deadly final strike on me, but suddenly Nessie threw himself at his feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, breaking its neck. Nessie quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh my Lord, why? He was so young…
02:07: I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Dust Bunny, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Boo. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
03:09: My quest to ‘seize the day and hold it for ransom’ was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too. Carpé diem KaiEn!