Managed to see some strange fiery letters fading out on the horizon: ‘Manah-manah! (Doot-doooo do-Do-do!).’
Heard someone shouting “Die, Gidjit!” in the distance. I rushed to the rescue, but it turned out to just be a Spring Chicken brutally smashing a scarecrow. I guess monsters need to practice too.
9:57: Met Gidjit during a rest by the wayside and borrowed her diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.02:17: Heard some other heroes talking about getting stuck in walls and skipping milestones. I’m not too bothered. I’ve got 99 problems but a glitch ain’t one.
10:32: Found a note with an old saying, ‘When you find yourself in the company of a dwarf and an ill-tempered Dragon, remember, you do not have to outrun the Dragon… just the dwarf.’
23:32: The Thugs Bunny suddenly self-destructed, leaving behind its pocket full of rye.
21:45: The Duke of Haphazard was vanquished. I looted its pouch and found 19 gold coins.
14:47: The Nine Inch Snail fell right on my weapon. Its stomach contents spilled onto the ground and revealed an original cliche.
23:44: The Internet Explorer fell right on my weapon. Its stomach contents spilled onto the ground and revealed a supersonic screwdriver.12:43: Tried to lift the shop and pulled a muscle. Almighty, will I ever be strong enough to shoplift?
18:25: Slaughtered the Peanut Butter Jellyfish. Found 36 gold coins.
19:44: I heard the Philosoraptor had a heart of gold, but all I could find were some guts and a limited lifetime warranty inside its corpse.
09:51: Saw a squirrel fly past me backwards. Great One, are you drunk?
09:50: Slaughtered the Apocalypse Cow. Found 19 gold coins.
21:08: The Grim Weeper was too strong. I had to step aside.
14:52: My brains fell out again. Gosh, it’s hard to keep an open mind.
Vial of vitamin C++ an item in inventory