Finally 22:41: Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.
07:11: Wow, there are loads of people praying in my temple! My god ought to get something special for this. 02:22: Nice pair of brass balls! This thing will look great on me.10/16/12 00:05: Judging by Felix’s face I think he’s tired with me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Felix! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
11/15/12 00:06: Felt a burning desire to disassemble the deus ex machina. Found inside something unbelievable — a scroll with instructions on how to get a premature level up!
09:57 PM The trader offered me a bunch of extra coins, but I ran off in terror. I have always feared change.
02:36 PM Found a pile of nuts and grains with a sign that said “Free Birdseed.” Stopped for a snack and a Murdersquito on rocket skates tried to grab me!
Yay, I finally got a pet to level 30! Congratulations Cupil!!! 02:36 AM As thunder rumbled and lightning split the sky, Cupil began to shine with a glorious and terrifying light. Omnipotent One, why can’t leveling up be this impressive for me?
08:30 AM Bathed in the fountain of youth, but used the soap of premature aging. Ended up roughly the same.
08:25 AM The town doctor told me that I was emotionally unstable. I punched him in the face, then huddled into a ball on the ground and cried.
10:08 PM After such a glorious battle with the Alpha Centaur I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Spot, let’s go questing!