3074th day - Still dumb as ****!
02:43 I left the hospital and noticed I was 21719 coins short. I assume I had a really good time last night.
3075th day - The last and lone brain cell in an empty skull...
14:55 Bravely slayed some brain cells in the local tavern, costing me only 18952 gold coins.
3076th day - "Too much math."!
20:10 My Lady, perhaps you could fill the holes in my memory. What exactly happened last night?