If my brain were so simple that I understood it, I’d be so simple that I couldn’t.
Saw saplings march into war. Must be infant trees.
My vision faded to green and my movements slowed until I was completely stationary. Thought for a moment that I was dead, before realizing that I’d just walked into a giant jello.
I had a terrible nightmare: I wanted to eat, but my spoon was too big…
Note to self: duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Heard some birds singing. Tried to sing along, but one of the smaller ones exploded when I hit a high note. Whoops!