Hero

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HiMyNameIsFrank

level 28

D-AMN I am rejected

Age 12 years 11 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 13 thousand
Death Count 24
Wins / Losses 9 / 35
Bricks for Temple 10.8%

Equipment

Weapon giant wasp stinger +26
Shield bull-shield +17
Head helm of clear thoughts +23
Body Cardinal's cape +26
Arms pair of runic bracers +21
Legs chameleon socks +26
Talisman one-sided coin +23

Skills

  • heel grip level 17
  • powerful sneeze level 10
  • battle chess level 8
  • swear-o-matic level 8
  • radiokinesis level 3

Pantheons

Hero has yet to take places in pantheons.

Achievements

  • Champion, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

THE HOLY SCRIPTURES OF THE ALMIGHTY:

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.” 

“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!”

“Why fit in when you were born to stand out?”

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go…” 

“My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It s the letter I use to spell yuzz a ma tuzz. You ll be sort of surprised what there is to be found once you go beyond Z and start poking around “

“In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”

“And what would you do if you met a jibboo?”

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.”

“If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.”

“Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.”

“Being crazy isn’t enough.”