Heroine

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Tesslah

level 28

☢ For Science!

Age 12 years 6 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 14 thousand
Death Count 25
Wins / Losses 12 / 11
Bricks for Temple 13.1%
Pet Dust bunny Boo 10th level

Equipment

Weapon naked gun +28
Shield diplomatic immunity +33
Head pair of cool sunglasses +30
Body necromancer's graveclothes +26
Arms golden fingers +25
Legs boots of resistance +26
Talisman piece of strontium +25

Skills

  • elbow bite level 15
  • fanned fingers level 9
  • flying bird level 8
  • swear-o-matic level 6
  • swoop of the smith level 6

Pantheons

Hero has yet to take places in pantheons.

Achievements

  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Builder, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Favorite, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Dear Father,

My application to the Heroic University’s School of Thought was, once again, rejected. Apparently, without the Hero title, not even my portfolio of inventions is impressive enough for those old fossils. Fortunately, sales of the Improbability Drive and Gravity Accelerator are increasing, and I will be able to remain here and fund my experiments for the foreseeable future. In an attempt to solve this dilemma rationally, here are the salient facts:

1. NPC’s are not allowed to enroll in the School of Thought.

2. Heroes are not born, but created ex nihilo by their patron Gods. Corollary: it is impossible for a NPC to become a Hero

3. A God creates a Hero to perform Feats in His/Her Name.

Father, I believe I have had an epiphany! If you could have my industrial freezer and lightning generator sent to my lab here in Godville, I would be forever grateful. I’ll show those pompous fools a real Hero! Time to rob some graves!

May the probability waves collapse in your favor,

Heureka