McPeon was raised a farmer’s boy on a vast acreage in downtown New York. His adoptive father and mother sat him down on his twenty-oneteenth birthday to tell him of his true family background of royalty. For you see McPeon was originally born the son of the Dairy Queen and Burger King. He had been stolen away right after birth and given to peasants to hide his identity and avoid his father’s ravenous hunger for tender meats. Now twenty and two half years old, McPeon has set out on an epic journey to slay the wicked Burger King, free the Dairy Queen, ride Trogdor and dance a jig.
14:51: Tattooed ‘Get to da Choppa StA!’ on my butt cheek. Nice.