Day 6: 11 A.M. Woke up with a terrible headache after a night of drinking. After worrying I would have to skip my morning drink I discovered I had just switched my hat with a badger. Whew! My god can be a real grump if at least one of us isn’t drunk. 5 P.M. I got an Elephant’s ear! I bet this can block anything. Well… maybe not whatever got the elephant.
Day 7: Spent a few hours battling a Green Fairy. My god thinks I have a problem, but I just want my drink back!
Finished my quest measuring the distance from here to there. Bar owner kicked me out for going through two of his kegs.
Day 8: Joining a guild! A knightly sort… I wonder if they’ll let me drink?
Day 9: Joined the Knights who say Ni. Now off to their mead-hall!
Day 12: Bought a Dwarf’s battle muffin as weaponry. Ate it.
Day 13: Creation #1!! I AM THE GOODEST!
Day 15: Grabbed someone’s heel and wrestled them down to steal their beer. I’m going to have to perfect this.
Day 19: Why is my life an unending series of boozeless quests?