Hero

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Helmite

level 56

owo )

Age 11 years 5 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 86 thousand
Death Count 55
Wins / Losses 23 / 16
Temple Completed at 06/16/2014
Wood for Ark 18.4%
Savings 708 thousand (2.4%)
Pet Were-panther Pinky

Equipment

Weapon can of WMD-40 +65
Shield massive ego +65
Head earmuffs of solitude +66
Body platonic armor +65
Arms ultimate arm equipment +65
Legs nuclear power pants +66
Talisman gravity multiplier +65

Skills

  • heel grip level 34
  • mass effect level 31
  • awkward silence level 28
  • radioportation level 24
  • chakra bending level 24
  • flying bird level 23
  • epitaph writing level 22
  • auto-stopping level 22
  • selfish interest level 19
  • lucky hoof level 17

Pantheons

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Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Day 6: 11 A.M. Woke up with a terrible headache after a night of drinking. After worrying I would have to skip my morning drink I discovered I had just switched my hat with a badger. Whew! My god can be a real grump if at least one of us isn’t drunk. 5 P.M. I got an Elephant’s ear! I bet this can block anything. Well… maybe not whatever got the elephant.

Day 7: Spent a few hours battling a Green Fairy. My god thinks I have a problem, but I just want my drink back!

Finished my quest measuring the distance from here to there. Bar owner kicked me out for going through two of his kegs.

Day 8: Joining a guild! A knightly sort… I wonder if they’ll let me drink?

Day 9: Joined the Knights who say Ni. Now off to their mead-hall!

Day 12: Bought a Dwarf’s battle muffin as weaponry. Ate it.

Day 13: Creation #1!! I AM THE GOODEST!

Day 15: Grabbed someone’s heel and wrestled them down to steal their beer. I’m going to have to perfect this.

Day 19: Why is my life an unending series of boozeless quests?