11:27: Enthusiastically rubbed the lovely bunch of coconuts, hoping to summon a genie. Sadly, the only thing to appear was my sad-looking reflection.
20:52: The trader was so surprised to see my shiny metal ass, he immediately gave me 136 coins for the worthless thing. To the tavern!
21:03: A glowing fairy came along shouting ‘HEY, LISTEN!’. I swatted it out of the air.
12:56: Distracted the Smooth Criminal with my amazing dance moves. While it was busy applauding, I slipped away.