Hero

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And again

level 73

Will the real HP stand up

Age 3 years 11 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 176 thousand
Death Count 117
Wins / Losses 459 / 52
Temple Completed at 12/08/2015
Ark Completed at 07/19/2018 (127.6%)
Twos of Every Kind 40m, 44f (4.0%)
Savings 5M, 678k (18.9%)
Pet Alpha centaur Fido 35th level

Equipment

Weapon rambow +82
Shield static field +82
Head frame of mind +84
Body biodegradable armor +82
Arms motion-capture dots +82
Legs legal briefs +83
Talisman strong letter of recommendation +82

Skills

  • foot massage level 61
  • palm of the panda level 56
  • awkward silence level 54
  • electrostatic discharge level 53
  • eye scream level 50
  • rays of love level 47
  • poisoned kiss level 46
  • win on points level 43
  • lion belch level 42
  • Cheshire smile level 27

Pantheons

Might8868
Templehood13245
Gladiatorship63
Storytelling481

Achievements

  • Honored Dueler
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Invincible, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

CHORUS x2 WE ARE THE HARVEST MOON GUILD!(GUILD GUILD GUILD GUILD) WE FIGHT TO WIN AND TO KILL!(KILL KILL KILL KILL)

2nd verse WE COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SLIT YOUR THROAT WHILE YOU’RE SLEEPING, IN THE DARK NIGHT THE HARVEST MOON IS CREEPING, BOMB YOUR HOUSES WHILE YOUR PEEPS ’ALL WEEPING SACRIFICE YOUR CORPSE WHILE YOUR BLOOD IS SEEPING!

CHORUS (written by Lord Epicness)