As soon as I leave a town, I run… often screaming, flailing my arms wildly, and tripping over my tears and snot bubbles, until I get to the next town. I am a weakling and a coward, and I can tell my god doesn’t like me.
I have an enragement against the undead.
My god paid 99cents to watch me get my butt kicked by the Overtaker (2000+ hit points).
One day, I left Godville, and was quickly killed by the Dreaded Gazebo. Fortunately, my god was watching, and quickly resurrected me. After a short rest, I left town… and was promptly killed again by the Dreaded Gazebo.
:( … level 43
06:14 PM
I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Sparky, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?
08:43 AM
I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Double Dragon, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Stitch. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
09:26 AM
Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Apul puts 9043 coins, a log for the ark, a willpower generator, a constellation prize and a sacrificial lamp in his pockets.
09:26 AM
A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Omnipotent One.
10:00 AM
Divine enlightenment politely made it clear that I was calling my pet by the wrong name all this time. I’ll be calling him Malfoy from now on!
09:40 PM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Hyper Lynx, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Sandy. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
10:10 PM It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!
09:16 AM 12/12/22
Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, Mighty One, the great work is done!