Hero

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Onai

level 76

meh... Whatever!

Age 12 years 6 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 217 thousand
Death Count 163
Wins / Losses 40 / 32
Temple Completed at 12/10/2013
Ark Completed at 01/03/2020 (113.5%)
Twos of Every Kind 9m, 8f (0.8%)
Savings 4M, 783k (15.9%)
Pet Hyper lynx Nessie 3rd level

Equipment

Weapon molecular disruptor +86
Shield life saver +85
Head jaws of life +86
Body dress rehearsal +85
Arms planetary rings +86
Legs antigravity boots +86
Talisman sense of impending doom +86

Skills

  • seasickness level 66
  • iron vortex level 63
  • flying bird level 59
  • opacity control level 58
  • thumb blowing level 53
  • palm of the panda level 52
  • cry of horror level 47
  • instant hairloss level 46
  • unbearable boredom level 37
  • backyard portal level 36

Pantheons

Might14701
Templehood8832

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

“And then I became a champion for the Almighty Gyndius!” That’s all I could remember for the longest. Then one day, Lord Gyndius told me the story of my beginnings…

I hail from a small village. Not a town or a city, a village. My village was so small that it was completely destroyed by a Millenium falcon! The Almighty One explained how he rescued me from the clutches of the enormous bird because I was destined for greatness (or was it that I was destined to avenge my family’s death?).

As a small boy, I trained rigorously most everyday. Of course my God required that I rest some, and by rest, I mean pray and worship and make sacrifices to Him.

When I came of age, I was asked, by a Godville city guardsman, to fetch him a pail of water. That was the first of many quests in my life. It took nearly 5 days for me to complete this task. No one felt the need to tell me I could take the pail with me to the water’s edge. Needless to say, I began a journal to keep notes and personal accounts of all my future quests. No need to repeat the water pail fiasco!

…To be continued

Now where did I leave those first 42 joirnals? I know I put them some place easy to remember and safe from the prying eyes of other travelers. Ugh, it was under milestone 7, or was it 77? Oh god, I hope it wasn’t 777!?!

…continued…

Since I seem to have misplaced my journals “The Early Years of the Great Onai” and can’t remember what on earth happened two hours ago, let me share something from the current journal I’m writing in…

“02:02: Suddenly a cold beer appeared in my hand. Almighty, you really do care about me!”

That never ceases to amaze me! One minute I was running for my life fighting with all my might, and the next, there was a cold beer in my hand. All monsters respect that kind of pure love shown by the Almighty, otherwise I wouldn’t have able to enjoy that fantasticly chilled beer!

…more information you probably don’t care to read, but it’s my story, so deal with it!?!

After searching every milestone between the Godville entrance and the pub in Beerburg. I’ve decided that my other journals are lost forever.

And thusly… what does “thusly” even mean?

Snowy, my previous pet, and I have been battling battled side by foot for some time now (grounded hogs aren’t very tall). I’ve definitely, probably figured out how to maximize naps between binge drinking fighting monsters. I just have to make sure he falls asleep on the side where he’ll see his shadow! I mean, I just wanted to make sure the little fella is was fully rested before going into the pub battle again.