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Gunnar Greybox

level 111

Are we there yet?

Age 13 years 4 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 536 thousand
Death Count 135
Wins / Losses 134 / 24
Temple Completed at 08/16/2011
Ark Completed at 12/02/2015 (261.7%)
Twos of Every Kind 355m, 333f (33.3%)
Savings 15M, 357k (51.2%)
Pet Blind gorgon Baloo 29th level

Equipment

Weapon hurri-cane +120
Shield security question +120
Head blindfold of accuracy +121
Body ninjammies +120
Arms warm embracelets +120
Legs running joke +120
Talisman slay bell +120

Skills

  • clinical strike level 130
  • save-load level 127
  • backyard portal level 121
  • strong brow level 117
  • spoon-bending level 107
  • swear-o-matic level 100
  • sword-swallowing level 96
  • frost bite level 89
  • radioportation level 83
  • Awkward silence level 39

Pantheons

Gratitude3
Might3408
Templehood70
Gladiatorship828
Storytelling239

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Invincible, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Not being one who likes to mix metaphor, Gunnar Greybox would describe himself as a loose cannon with a heart of gold in the right place. In sheep’s clothing.

His favourite motto is ‘Fight Fire with Fire’.... which was probably why he was thrown out of the Godville Fire Brigade.

An unsucessful stint as a wayside trader followed…. Initially he priced himself out of the fastenings market – his Velcro was a rip off. Then he started getting a lot of unwanted attention when he put up a large ‘Buy Curios’ sign on his stall. Questing became the only option available to pay for his sizable bar tab.

A long time member of the Lost Vikings guild, he hoped to one day find another viking to talk to. The voices in his head were becoming less entertaining by the hour. he remedied this situation by joining forces with a similarly isolated God from the First Pantheon of Progress Guild to form the unimaginatively titled ‘Lost Pantheon of Progressive Vikings’ Guild. The voices in his head now tell him not to worry about the voices in his head.

He is still heartbroken after his girlfriend left him because of his obsession for touching pasta….. and has to admit he is still feeling cannelloni.

Now in semi retirement, Gunnar spends most of his time between relaxing in the hot tub on the veranda of his completed temple and procuring large supplies of beer from brewers unaware of his guild’s extremely poor credit rating.

Pet Cemetery…

Sparky the Rocky Racoon.

Simba the Rocky Racoon.

Boo the Sun Dog.

Sneezy the Trojan Horse.

Felix the Biowolf.

Currently Alive But Probably Not For Long…

Sparky the Bi-Polar Bear.

The very rare moment of Deep Joy Overload......

16th August 2011 – 12:43: Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors and in a stately manner cut the ribbon with my sword. I can’t believe it finally happened! After these many months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness