Not being one who likes to mix metaphor, Gunnar Greybox would describe himself as a loose cannon with a heart of gold in the right place. In sheep’s clothing.
His favourite motto is ‘Fight Fire with Fire’.... which was probably why he was thrown out of the Godville Fire Brigade.
An unsucessful stint as a wayside trader followed…. Initially he priced himself out of the fastenings market – his Velcro was a rip off. Then he started getting a lot of unwanted attention when he put up a large ‘Buy Curios’ sign on his stall. Questing became the only option available to pay for his sizable bar tab.
A long time member of the Lost Vikings guild, he hoped to one day find another viking to talk to. The voices in his head were becoming less entertaining by the hour. he remedied this situation by joining forces with a similarly isolated God from the First Pantheon of Progress Guild to form the unimaginatively titled ‘Lost Pantheon of Progressive Vikings’ Guild. The voices in his head now tell him not to worry about the voices in his head.
He is still heartbroken after his girlfriend left him because of his obsession for touching pasta….. and has to admit he is still feeling cannelloni.
Now in semi retirement, Gunnar spends most of his time between relaxing in the hot tub on the veranda of his completed temple and procuring large supplies of beer from brewers unaware of his guild’s extremely poor credit rating.
Pet Cemetery…
Sparky the Rocky Racoon.
Simba the Rocky Racoon.
Boo the Sun Dog.
Sneezy the Trojan Horse.
Felix the Biowolf.
Currently Alive But Probably Not For Long…
Sparky the Bi-Polar Bear.
The very rare moment of Deep Joy Overload......
16th August 2011 – 12:43: Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors and in a stately manner cut the ribbon with my sword. I can’t believe it finally happened! After these many months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness