In which Super Bebeh relates her tale.
Back on the warpath as always. Except when imbibing mead.
11:04 pm Took a ride on the back of my pet. I think that my trojan horse is well suited for short rides.
11:12 pm Destroyed a stone with two birds. Wait… did I mess that up?
11:17 pm A dying knight asked me to deliver a guilty conscience to his order. Sure. I will do my best.
07:12 am The Wild Balloon Animal bled thick, gooey slime. The smell was more pungent than a pile of rotting guts! I held my breath, picked up a mental capacitor, and hurried away.
03:59 pm The Starless Knight saw me pick up a rock and put it in my sock, then it slowly left 12 coins and some developmental tissues on the ground as it turned around and ran in the opposite direction. But my sock was faster.
09:18 pm My “bloody itch” skill has been upgraded to level 5! Paid 2836 gold coins for the training.
06:57 pm Borrowed a beard of epicness while the merchant was talking to another client. Left 4352 coins as compensation.
05:22 am I was getting really dizzy from all that time going around in circles, I thought I’d never stop. That’s when I fell off the carousel. Fortunately I landed on my head, so what I broke, I don’t use often.
I finally managed to break out of an infinite loop and received one of the shiniest, most resplendent gold bricks I’ve ever seen. I will place this one at the entrance to your temple, Mighty One.
04:25 pm Just as I finished, an army of armed green men surrounded me and forced me to give them the map.
Completed my quest to map the dark side of the moon. I was offered many, many rewards, but turned them all down. A true heroine quests just for the sake of questing!
10:10 pm Had a meal at the temple. Tipped 598 coins to the waiter, who promised me that he would convey the money to the Exalted One.
03:02 am I spent 5179 coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Tigger!
08:11 pm Spent some time eating cucumber sandwiches and daintily drinking tea. It may have made me look like an idiot, but at least it restored some of my health.
14 May 2017
03:41 A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Great One.
08:13 Divine enlightenment politely made it clear that I was calling my pet by the wrong name all this time. I’ll be calling him Toby from now on!
The excellent nutrition of the “Knights of Trailokia” guild has made members of the “Shimishangas” guild extremely jealous.
19 December 2022
The heroine has finally written her book and is going soul hunting. She loves the smell of a refinery.
1 April 2023
What’s so special about today then? Oh look I got a “Let the fish off the hook” feat. I’d be a fool not to log that.