Hokey Poloki went to the tavern just like any other day. After someone spiked his beer, he went into a delusional state and the little 3 inch man standing on the bar next to him said in a bellowing voice:
“I am the great and powerful… [then, realizing that it is useless to continue his masquerade, moves away from microphone, speaks in a normal voice] Mighty Oz.
You should consider yourself lucky that I’m granting you an audience tomorrow instead of 20 years from now. Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz. I said come back tomorrow.”
Hokey Poloki did not know how to react, so he passed out. Later, unsure whether it was when he awoke or he was dreaming, he saw the little man again:
“You are talking to a God who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe. I was petrified. I am here to confer, converse, and otherwise hob-nob with my brother Godvillians.”
And so Hokey Poloki discovered his deity Mighty Oz. Upon this wondrous feat, he gleefully danced and sang: You put your whole self in, You put your whole self out, You put your whole self in, And you shake it all about,
You do the Hokey Poloki and you turn yourself around That what it’s all about.
From that day forward, he committed to the facade of being a hero, hoping against hopes his new found God did not mind his tendency towards being an alcoholic, fearful and foolish fool.
Day 550 ish
Hokey Poloki has come to crossroads in his life. Monsters and duelers alike keep confusing him with Hokey Pokey, who stands near the top the of Pantheon of Gladiatorship. As he is more of a peaceful fool, he does not like the constant challenges because of mistaken identity. He has prayed to his Almighty to help him decide on a new name for himself and possibly for his god.
He has always been fond of his surname Poloki because of his father, but mostly because it is so easy to type with one hand.
As befits his stature in Guild Name, Hokey Poloki didn’t want to have difficulty typing, so he decided to become Fredderf Poloki. However, due to his laziness, he did not realize that the official got it backwards and changed it. So now he will be forever known as
Poloki Del Fred.
He was so happy at this mistaken mediocre name and it’s flair of 3, that he decided his god was no longer Mighty, but actually Great and Powerful. So to keep him happy, his god agreed to change his name as well to Great and Powerful Oz.