I am the merciless Kunta Kintay
I am the merciful Kunta Kintay the brave old bold adventurer. Here I be to boast of my tales of wonder and my deeds of greatness. Here in this journal will I boast of my greatness, so that the world of Godville at large will only see me as a humble hero.
Wow it is hard to believe that I awoke fully formed an entire 5 months ago. I have battled thousands of monsters, most especially the Killer Tomato Plague of last week. I have been so busy killing things and talking to Him that I had not noticed my chronicles, my legacy has thus gone so long overlooked