It was a cold and stormy night when I awoke to the light of the Gr8 Banana inthe Sky.
My path became clear then,I should bring the word of the lord to all of Godville.
The Rhinestoneceros fell right on top of my weapon. Its stomach contents spilled out onto the ground, revealing some unused potential.1000th ? slayed
16:50 Was resurrected and immediately had to burrow myself out from underground. Turned out someone had buried me in Unspecifiedistan. Thank goodness, I thought I’d been reincarnated as a mole!
16:51 The “Order of the Monster God” theme song blasted from the heavens over the main square as the farmer’s market was showered with confetti in our guild colors. Real subtle publicity there, Almighty.
16:51 Billboards all over Unspecifiedistan proclaimed the local beer bottle recycling drive a success, thanks to help from the members of “Order of the Monster God.” And I have never been prouder of my contribution to anything.
12:54 Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.
Tiny Pineapple – 74th-level adventurer, member of the “then” guild, with the motto “… death by PMS a thing?”, stands at the 93rd position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Gr8 Banana inthe Sky. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.
Tiny Pineapple — 79th-level adventurer, member of the “then” guild, with the motto “… death by PMS a thing?”, stands at the 115th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Gr8 Banana inthe Sky. We’ve had many reports that a Biggerfoot has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.