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Tiny Pineapple

level 89

The devs think I'm Ngma..

Age 4 years 5 months
Personality spiteful
Guild Harvest Moon
(patriarch)
Monsters Killed about 269 thousand
Death Count 152
Wins / Losses 227 / 94
Temple Completed at 10/30/2015
Ark Completed at 06/12/2017 (211.7%)
Twos of Every Kind 882m, 916f (88.2%)
Savings 8M, 885k (29.6%)
Pet Heffalump Dummbo 37th level

Equipment

Weapon unidentified fighting object +96
Shield bank vault door +99
Head solar ice cap +97
Body antibodies +98
Arms overclocked wristwatch +100
Legs hydroelectric power pants +100
Talisman 'shoulder angel and devil' set +97

Skills

  • slap of the whale level 78
  • radiokinesis level 77
  • homesickness level 74
  • flying bird level 72
  • pocket hypnotoad level 71
  • eye scream level 70
  • elbow bite level 69
  • deafening snore level 68
  • clinical strike level 64
  • mating contact level 57

Pantheons

Might2868
Templehood12745
Gladiatorship763
Mastery1878
Taming805
Survival4943
Savings2361
Destruction881
Arkeology1896
Catch1606
Duelers61
Unity5
Popularity5
Duelery1
Adventure1

Achievements

  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Invincible, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Dueler, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Seadog, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

01/16/2015
It was a cold and stormy night when I awoke to the light of the Gr8 Banana inthe Sky.
My path became clear then,I should bring the word of the lord to all of Godville.

The Rhinestoneceros fell right on top of my weapon. Its stomach contents spilled out onto the ground, revealing some unused potential.1000th ? slayed

16:50 Was resurrected and immediately had to burrow myself out from underground. Turned out someone had buried me in Unspecifiedistan. Thank goodness, I thought I’d been reincarnated as a mole!

16:51 The “Order of the Monster God” theme song blasted from the heavens over the main square as the farmer’s market was showered with confetti in our guild colors. Real subtle publicity there, Almighty.

16:51 Billboards all over Unspecifiedistan proclaimed the local beer bottle recycling drive a success, thanks to help from the members of “Order of the Monster God.” And I have never been prouder of my contribution to anything.

30/10/2015
1999 g.e.
12:54 Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.

06/01/2018
Tiny Pineapple – 74th-level adventurer, member of the “then” guild, with the motto “… death by PMS a thing?”, stands at the 93rd position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Gr8 Banana inthe Sky. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

28/07/2018
3002 g.e.
Tiny Pineapple — 79th-level adventurer, member of the “then” guild, with the motto “… death by PMS a thing?”, stands at the 115th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Gr8 Banana inthe Sky. We’ve had many reports that a Biggerfoot has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.