11:40 I’m frightened of these scary voices. Going back to the nearest town to get a new pair of pants.
11:43 Noticed a less fortunate hero who looked like he was starving. Left him some money so he could afford a good dinner.
11:50 Watched some lemmings go cliff diving.
11:46 While I was busy cleaning my equipment, a nasty little Crying Wolf stole 23 gold coins from my pouch.
11:53 Enthusiastically rubbed the alpha mail, hoping to summon a genie. Unfortunately, the only thing that appeared was my sad-looking reflection.
11:57 Oh, The Cave of Weak-Witted Oracle… It’s not all that it’s cracked up to be, and I don’t like the way that Stare Master is grinning at me. I’d better get moving. Fast.