The story starts with a hero travelling a great distant that can be traced from Singapore, The Lion City. Zeekthefirst, the hero, has forged countless of allies and has never failed to make sausages of his enemies. With a single goal in mind, to be the Greatest Sausage Maker In Godville and in hopes to someday be able to speak to The One True God and get the Godlike Sausage recipe to make THE GREATEST SAUSAGE THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He started is journey after he was shortly thrown out of his family home for spending his family inheritance on a room full of beer and weiners. It was then that he decided that he had to make a change in his life. So he set out with a vision in his mind and a drive so mighty that even the Gods are unable to will it.
After walking for many days, he finally stumbled upon a travelling gypsy where he bought a magical diary that ensured divine help but at the cost of questioning his sanity.
Dear Diary
10:48 AM I found it, but it doesn’t seem to do anything. Did I break it? Hopefully no one finds out about this. Maybe I should hide it again.
My quest to find the light switch for the dark side of the moon has brought a very nice reward of 19639 coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back…
07:25 am My loot bag suddenly got lighter. Upon closer inspection I found myself short of the space-time continuum glue, Bertrand’s teapot, portable table of contents and holey water bottle.
07:23 am Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. ZeekTheFirst gets 27155 coins, a log for the ark, an astral projector, a trophy generator, a logic gate and a rare find.
03:45 pm Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. ZeekTheFirst gets 10269 gold coins, a log for the ark, a reality check, the heart of the matter and a hell pass.
12:48 pm Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. ZeekTheFirst gets 4935 gold coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a non-stop watch, a fog of war machine, a conversation starter and a roadmap to glory.
Notable Mentions
02:40 pm If you’re not going to resurrect me, my Lord, could you at least give me a tombstone with “丯 We Are From The Blue 丯 ” engraved on it?
Achievements
Temple Completed
03/20/2016
Ark Completed
12/22/2017
Pets
Firefox
Tige the Bipolar Bear
Lvl 60, 11 Months 9 Days
Sandy the Gummy wyrm
6-th level Master of stretch
08:40 pm Judging by Tige’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Tige! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!