Hero

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Wiremu 24

level 53

Make art of their bodies!

Age 12 years 2 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 70 thousand
Death Count 60
Wins / Losses 155 / 28
Temple Completed at 11/15/2014
Wood for Ark 11.4%
Savings 364 thousand (1.2%)
Pet Heffalump Stitch 15th level

Equipment

Weapon fists of fury +63
Shield great barrier wreath +62
Head helm of common sense +62
Body turncoat +62
Arms autumn sleeves +64
Legs boots of riverdancing +62
Talisman collar of duty +63

Skills

  • somersault squatting level 39
  • mosquito roar level 28
  • mating contact level 28
  • steel finger level 26
  • effect of the groundhog level 22
  • thumb blowing level 21
  • radiokinesis level 21
  • mass effect level 20
  • pseudopod attack level 17
  • bloody itch level 16

Pantheons

Templehood10728
Gladiatorship703

Achievements

  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

08:33: Left a Wiremu cardboard cut out for the Task Killer to attack while I bravely sprinted away.

12:33: Went to a local hospital to patch up my wounds but was thrown out after failing a blood test.

12:39: The town doctor told me I had liver damage. I’m going to the tavern to drown my sorrows.

12:43: Seized an opportunity and stole a free donut from the counter.

12:46: Are you sure you want gold bricks, Mighty One? Look at these lovely copper bricks: less expensive, and they even turn a pretty green after it rains.

12:46: After I sold all my loot, the Godville Revenue Service declared me rich and deducted 136 coins as income tax.

The hero would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids…

Practicing yelling ‘miss, it was Wiremu!’ in different languages…

15:50: Spent some time thinking about my quest. That’s enough thinking for today.

08:56: Teased local heroes, urging them to fight against me.

02:54: Met John Banks in the shop looking for a purchase. He gave me some tips on how to dress. Apparently I look much better with this new reindeer skin!

02:45: Was released from the hospital in exchange for a promise to stay at home. Too bad they didn’t know that my home is the road!

01:31: Representatives of the Rare Mobs Association are chanting from their seats in the stands: “Wiremu is a ruthless killer!”

Quest #37 Make sure all their base are belong to us (37%)

01:59: I didn’t know that the head of a OctoBear could be exchanged for a golden brick. I hope to find some more of them in the future.

07:16: Attended an Alcoholics Unanimous meeting at the Progress Bar last night. Don’t remember too much about it, but judging by the fact that I woke up face down in a gutter with 699 coins missing from my bag, I think it must have gone pretty well.

04:10: Ozmosis read a detailed passage from “The Art of Basket Weaving”. Wiremu got some brain damage.

06:28: Met a nice tramp and gave him the problem solvent – his need for it is greater than mine.

Sum fulla asked my sister to join his guild called New Eras. I stole sum shoes of that brand once so I said I’d join instead of her.