Hero

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Sir crap taker

level 38

Stop. Hammertime!

Age 12 years
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 31 thousand
Death Count 32
Wins / Losses 24 / 13
Bricks for Temple 35.6%
Pet Rocky raccoon Dumbo

Equipment

Weapon osmium hammer +45
Shield farcefield +43
Head helmet of thickheadedness +41
Body cloak of daggers +43
Arms Icarus wings +47
Legs boots of all evil +44
Talisman green lantern +46

Skills

  • death by snu-snu level 15
  • disarming smile level 14
  • thumb beating level 14
  • mountain moving level 12
  • opacity control level 11
  • pseudopod attack level 11
  • forced generosity level 9
  • homesickness level 7

Pantheons

Gratitude7060

Achievements

  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Saint, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Smoked a peace pipe with some wandering minstrels.

Wait, is a hero bound by a contract? Or did I 'volunteer'?

Found another hero’s diary. Our entries were frighteningly similar… Great minds think alike, I suppose.

  • A man told me that goddesses don’t exist. I decided to prove him wrong by holding my breath until you showed me a sign. Thank you for making me dizzy and showing me flying, black spots after only two minutes. You truly are great, Great One!*

Became member of the ganja smokers local 420. Finally made follower the night of may 2nd. Onward and upward!

  • Went to the traders hut to buy s candle holder. They were out, so I bought a birthday cake instead.

In a few short days I will be a grand master in the Gamma smokers local 420 guild! IT’S HAMMERTIME BABY!!!