So the hero Gnja was born, following my fundamental rule, love is the only truth.
However what he didnt realise was uniting the world isnt so easy when you’re a constantly stoned demi god……..
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“Ha ha ha… wait, why am I laughing in my diary instead of out loud?”
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“Felt life flow back into me like milk into a glass. Now I have a craving for chocolate chip cookies…”
Quest # Tempt fate with milk and cookies
“Met a traveling sage who told me how to tempt fate with milk and cookies, but I forgot to write it down. Moving on.”
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“I shouted ‘Chaaarge!’ and scared myself.”
“I feel like someone is stalking me… Wait, it’s just my own shadow.”
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“Found a gingerbread house. Couldn’t help myself – had a bite of the door handle.”
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“The merchant chased me out of his shop, frantically spraying air freshener in my wake.”
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…..“Uh-oh. Fell asleep during my prayers. Wiped the drool from my face and hastily donated 16 gold coins in the hopes that the Almighty was busy plaguing some distant land.”