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Malex The Caterpilar

level 55

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Age 12 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 79 thousand
Death Count 68
Wins / Losses 26 / 21
Temple Completed at 01/12/2023
Wood for Ark 0.5%
Savings 69 thousand (0.2%)
Pet Biowolf Sooba

Equipment

Weapon Schrödinger's catapult +64
Shield irresistible force field +64
Head cover of darkness +64
Body beach towel of doom +64
Arms noodly appendages +64
Legs mermaid flipper +64
Talisman gravity multiplier +64

Skills

  • palm of the panda level 31
  • spontaneous combustion level 31
  • brainstorm level 28
  • asynchronous swimming level 24
  • slap of the whale level 23
  • brain dilution level 23
  • peace enforcement level 22
  • sword-swallowing level 20
  • mating contact level 20
  • scissorhands level 18

Pantheons

Templehood44020

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Favorite, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

PART 1: The Ant War

Malex started off as a normal caterpillar in a town called Blackiron. He had a good life, a job at the local blacksmith, and a birthday coming up. Everything was going smoothly until the war started. Things had always been tense between ants and caterpillars, but no one imagined it would escalate to war. Malex’s family knew he’d be sent to battle, so for his birthday his mother gave him ten gold pieces and his father gave him the trusty sword that had been passed down for generations. Malex wasn’t surprised when he heard that everyone in town that could fight was being drafted, for ants outnumbered caterpillars twenty to one.

When Malex had settled at base camp, he found his best friend Joe holed up in a nearby tent. However, this good news came with some bad news, for Joe told him they were joining the battle in the morning. The next day, as the sun was still rising, General Gorge ordered them to move the catapults. He sent a small unit of moth riders to scout ahead. Three days into the march one of the moth riders returned in bad shape. He immediately sought the general. Without hesitation, the general Gorge ordered them to ready the catapults and form a defensive position. Malex had a sickening feeling in his stomach as he manned one of the catapults in the back. “No way we can lose,” he reassured himself. “We’re more than a thousand strong.”

Suddenly the ground started shaking. At first, Malex figured it was an earthquake, but he quickly realized what was happening. The ants were approaching! Their army seemed to stretch for miles.

At the general’s command, the caterpillars began launching the catapults, loaded with flaming boulders. At first the ants scattered, but eventfully they broke through the caterpillar’s defenses. The ants swarmed over them. Near the end of the battle, when the catapults had been destroyed, it came down to Malex, Joe, and ten other caterpillars to kill over a hundred ants. Malex and Joe were the only ones who survived, but Joe appeared to be gravely wounded. Somehow the two of them escaped to a nearby camp where Joe’s wounds were treated. The general of the camp told Malex to go home, for he had been through enough.

As Malex rode his moth home, he got caught in a nasty storm and sought refuge in a cave. Spotting a light deep inside, he walked closer. The light grew so big that Malex couldn’t see anything. Suddenly he stood in front of a giant house. Where was he?

PART 2: A New World

Malex magically appeared in a strange place that he had never seen or heard of before. He looked back and saw that the cave was gone then he looked up and saw a gigantic house in front of him. Malex tried to walk around in hopes of figuring out where he is after an hour he decided that he wouldn’t be able to find his home so he should make a life here. Since he was going to make a life for him self there he decided that he should find out how things work.

He went inside the giant house but when he was climbing the giant steps he noticed that he was in a giant city, he had never seen a city so big! Once Malex got in the house he was in awe there was a magic machine that sent out ghosts to entertain you (3D TV). Terrified by the new and powerful things he was seeing Malex quickly ran into a different room. The room he ran into contained a weird looking creature that he saw earlier in the giant city it had two arms, two legs, and one head (human). The creature was controlling a machine that had access to all the worlds’ knowledge(computer). The creature saw Malex and threw a yellow log that Malex saw it used to write with, luckily he missed because that would have broken all 16 of Malex’es legs. seeing that its attack missed the creature picked up Malex and threw him out the window somehow Malex survived (man incest’s are tough). from that day on Malex hated those vile creatures.

Once that was over Malex tried to think of a way he could make a life for himself there. Malex sat there thinking for a good ten minuets before he said out loud “That’s it I’ll just go to the nearest caterpillar village!… Wait who am I talking to?”. So he went off to find a village it was at least an hour before he found one, and he was surprised by what he saw. Although the giant city was magnificent the caterpillar village was puny it was barley a village more like a bunch of families living together. Malex noticed that they where burying lots of people and asked the leader of the puny village what had happened. The leader said that some jackass teenagers came and stomped on the village it apparently happens a lot. Malex knew what he had to do he had to take over the city for the caterpillars.

PART 3: Rise of The Caterpillar

Malex had a problem on his hands he needed to take over the city but he didn’t have the weapons or solders to do it. Malex decided that he would first need followers then he would steal some weapons. He called upon the people of the village to aid him in his quest unfortunately most just called him crazy (I mean think about it would you go up against a city of giants with lasers fighting with only swords, it sounds pretty crazy). Thankfully some of the people who’s families where killed by the teenagers decided what the hell they got nothing to lose any ways. Under the cover of night Malex and ten other caterpillars would do the impossible with just swords. First they took out two men guarding the door, Jagger and Erma quickly took the guards lasers. Next it was was the easy task of sneaking past the patrol (its easy because they’re 2 inches tall). After a good 15 minuets of sneaking around they finally got to the armory. But their luck was about to run out eventually some one noticed the guards and when they did off went the alarm. Malex and the other caterpillars knew what they had to do, THEY HAD TO GRAB SOME LASERS AND RUN LIKE HELL! Each caterpillar grabed their own laser (execpt for Jagger and Erma who already had lasers) and ran out the nearest door witch happened to lead to the barracks. When the caterpillars came through the door the solders all stared at them in confusion but they quickly realized that they where being robed when Jeff the trigger happy caterpillar lasered one of them. Malex and four other caterpillars where smart enough to run away but the others tried to stand and fight poor little guys. Thankfully the solders didn’t count the caterpillars so when they squished the six that tried to stand and fight they thought they got them all.

Malex and the other four quickly climbed out the window and ran as fast as they could. when Malex and the other survivors arrived at the village they told story’s of their victory and recruited more caterpillars. not only did the small village help them but other villages that had also heard of their victory joined the fight. and so the caterpillar army was born and the rebellion had begun.

Part 4: Training The Army

Malex had just created an army, although he had lots to choose from do to the victory Malex only chose 100 of them. he was still missing 10 generals, a head general, a traveler adviser, and a brainy adviser. Malex decided that he would need as much of an advantage as he could get so when the humans where away Malex went on the magic machine that can access all the worlds knowledge.Malex learned all he could about humans. Malex found out that the humans mass produce their army so to beat them he would have to make his army fight on a personal level. Coincidentally he was going to have to get to know his army better anyway so he could choose his generals and advisers. Choosing the first ten generals was easy, he just lined them all up and chose the ones that had the most experience. although choosing a head general was a different story, Malex wanted a caterpillar who had something special about them unfortunately he could not find any one of the sort. Next he needed a brainy adviser because Malex maybe their leader but the only thing he knows is how to make weapons. but Malex would worrie about that another day because he was really tired.

Part 5: GGRREEEENN

Malex woke up in the morning and thought “today is a good day to find some advisers”. Malex had heard rumors about a scientist caterpillar who lived on Mt. Dog House so that’s where he went. The path was long and treacherous, there was giant furry beast that guarded the mountain but it was all worth it when he saw that the rumors where true. on Mt. Dog House lived a caterpillar scientist named Dr. Oilk and his assistant Whaltion. After some time Dr. Oilk agreed to be Malex’s adviser, he also mentioned that his assistant Whaltion might know about some one that could be a suitable adviser. So Malex and Oilk then went over to Whaltion and asked him if he had any idea about where a suitable adviser might be, Whaltion replied “I think I might know some one who could help but he lives on the other side of the city.” “But it would take months to get over there even if we rode moths!” retorted Dr. Oilk “If that is what we need to do” Malex boldly said “then that’s what we’ll do now lets get some rest before the journey.” Malex, Dr.Oilk, and Whaltion all went to bed but to their surprise they woke on the other side of town right next to the travelers cottage. “Who what how!” exclaimed Dr. Oilk “That was the power of GGRREEEENN my friend.” said Malex “By the way what’s the travlers name, we should probably know his name before going any further.” “Fob, Fob Mikel” interrupted a voice from behind them. Malex, Dr. Oilk, and Whaltion all turned around simultaneously to see who it was. “That’s him That’s the caterpillar we’re looking for!” said Whaltion “Mr. Mikel will you join an army of caterpillars were putting together to overthrow the humans?” “Sure I lived a full life what better way die but in battle.” replied Fob “Great now all we need is a top general,” said Malex “Whaltion I need some one to keep those brutes I call generals in check and I want you to do it” “Yes sir” answered Whaltion. POOF! every thing went dark for a few seconds then then a light turned on and Malex saw his entire army just floating around. Malex looked over at the light and saw that it was GGRREEEENN the god of caterpillars. GGRREEEENN spoke these words “I AM GGRREEEENN YOUR GOD AND I WILL HELP YOU DURING YOUR EPIC BATTLE! YOUR NAMES WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AND SOME DAY YOU WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! THE GOD OF YOUR DIMENSION WILL TRY TO STOP YOU BUT NOW THANKS TO THE FACT THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY NOT IN HIS DIMENSION WHEN YOU GO BACK HE WILL HAVE NO CONTROL OVER YOU! NOW BEGONE!” the entire army appeared back at base camp but something was different they were the same size as the humans! It was time to launch the attack…

Part 6: The Battle

“NOW IS THE TIME TO ATTACK! CHARGE CITY HALL!” bellowed Malex, all the humans stood in fear and confusion as the caterpillar army launched their attack. “Don’t harm unnecessary humans!” shouted Malex from the roof top of city hall “Now comrades take over their precious building!”. The caterpillars quickly burst through the windows and captured city hall, they almost immediately caught the mayor and took him hostage. Once all the caterpillar were inside Malex went to the podium and announced “A message to all humans this building is now under the control of the caterpillar army, the rest of your city will soon fallow”. Soon after the city’s police force showed up, Malex quickly retreated back into city hall. He then climbed on the roof for a second time to make an announcement but this time he came caring the tied up mayor in his arms with the four caterpillars that survived the raid on the armory and six of his best archers following. Malex put down the mayor and said “Surrender now and we will not harm any of you”, the humans all looked at each other until a group of teenagers said “their just caterpillars we stomped a whole bunch of those things just a few days ago”. Then right at that moment a swarm of butterfly’s came from the havens and lifted the teens in the air “Surrender now and we will not harm any of you” Malex repeated. meanwhile the god of that dimension was watching the standoff intently while he desperately tried to figure out what to do. the god of that dimension eventually decided to send down one of his best warriors to vanquish the caterpillars. Seeing what the other god did GGRREEEEN quickly sent down his great warrior too. It was a caterpillar beast so vicious that it was forbidden to speak its name so everyone just called it Jeff. Jeff was a best of pure destruction; its teeth were knives, its arms were laser rifles, its legs were machine guns! Jeff’s opponent said in a strong voice “I am Sir Fredrick and I will vanquish you in the name of god”, Jeff replied with a swift laser to the face. Jeff then magically turned into butterflys and flew away majestically. Seeing what GGRREEEENN is capable of the humans quickly surrendered, Malex had won the battle but will he win the war…

Part 7: Compsognathus

Now that the city had been liberated Malex was faced with a new problem he had to figure out what to do next, Malex thought about taking over one of the neighboring cites but then he would just be a ruthless conqueror and no better than the humans. Malex quickly assembled his two advisers and his top general so they could debate on what to do next but right as they were about to begin something happened. A young caterpillar around the same age as Malex burst through the doors screaming “COMPIES!”. “What in the world are compies?” exclaimed Dr. Oilk. Malex was almost immediately on the computer looking up compies, after a few brief seconds Malex had found the answer to Oilk’s question. Malex then stated “Compie; short for compsognathus is a one foot tall raptor like dinosaur that lived billions of years ago”. “How did you…” started Fob but before he could even say half his question The vary creature that they were talking about flew through the window and pounced on the table, it was about five and a half feet tall. “I thought you said that they were only a foot tall?!”. Whaled Whalton, Malex looked over at the computer and said “According to this they’re also extinct”. Without even hesitating Malex, Fob, and Dr. Oilk all pulled out their weapons Malex had his sword Fob was carrying his good old hatchet and Dr. Oilk had a super powered crossbow. feeling left out Keegan and Whalton grabbed two hammers from the supply closet. Meanwhile one of the caterpillars that over heard the racket swiftly ran over to help. Within three minuets they had killed all the compies, no one takes Malex by surprise. “Come on lets find out where they came from!” said Fob as he pointed to the compie tracks. And before anyone could suggest otherwise Fob leaped out the window and began following the tracks. The rest of the caterpillars just looked at each other and did the same. Eventually they found out where the tracks led, as soon he saw it Malex thought “Good thing I didn’t save any thing important on that computer”. the tracks lead to the house Malex had first appeared in front of. Dr. Oilk started to explain a complex plan of how to sneak attack the compies but then out of nowhere Fob ran in yelling “LEEROY JENKINS!” Malex, Oilk, Whaltion, Keegan, and that other guys all ran in and said “I HATE MEMES!”. fob lobed of the first guard’s head with his hatchet while Oilk shot the second one with his crossbow. then they got into the living room and realized they should of gone with a sneak attack, there was 20 compies at least just sitting there.for about a minute they all just kinda stood there staring at each other until out of nowhere Keegan threw his hammer in to the closest one’s eye. The compie quickly jerked it’s head out of the way so the hammer just missed, but then instead of attacking the compies just creeped out and left. “What are they doing?” said Keegan “Leaving…” replied Oilk “Probably to scared to fight” Fob said with a grin on his face, “I don’t think so” announced Malex “look”. There was a small metal box with a big red button on it…

Caterpillar Wars