First entry: 3 friends so far (not sure how since none invited) but only one seems active and we’ve actually chatted, and met in game — as I’ll post below.
Sept 24, 2011
14:26: Met Furdogg. Borrowed some food and a couple
of healing potions. Feeling much better now.
Sept 25, 2011
12:37: Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest and met Furdogg there. Drank from mugs to celebrate the lucky meeting and smoked a peace-pipe. Lost track of time.
09:44: The sight of my priceless gift was far too much for the trader to bear. While he was unconscious, I completed the transaction myself and gained 9167 gold coins.
18:27: The trader was so surprised to see my lock of Spyderslayer’s hair, he immediately gave me 8943 coins for the worthless thing.
13:42: Felt a burning desire to examine the Davy Jones’ Locker. Sadly, my notarized death certificate was inside. Strange, I don’t recall that particular death, but it’s simply impossible to appeal a notarized certificate.
11:14: Whoa! My lock of Thcabe’s hair sold for 11875 coins! Now, if only I had more of those…
May 17, 2012
259 days old and I’ve finally reached 60% of temple completed. It’s definitely going faster. I was at 50% about 1 month ago.
May 22, 2012: Completed my 400th quest today. 61.8% of temple completed.
18:09: Heard someone yelling, ‘Oh God!’ over and over from behind a bush. I wish I was that religious, Exalted One.
May 30, 2012
Lvl 46 today. 67.2% temple completed.
17:08: I had just dispatched a band of small orcs when a beautiful girl approached me and asked me if I had seen her seven gentle dwarfs… Oooh, the embarrassment!
12:19: I finally returned the book ‘A Hundred Ways To Overcome Procrastination’ to the Godville library. Unfortunately, there was fine of 451 gold coins.
June 15, 2012 : 289 days old, 21 days to go for patriarch, and 75% temple completed. Now if I could finally keep a pet to level 30.
June 23rd, 2012 : 80% of temple completed.
June 26th, 2012 : 81.8 % temple completed.
300 days old.
First epic quest: 13:00: It turned out that to climb the social ladder to get god’s beard looked can be very profitable. I’ve got three golden bricks and Icarus wings for doing it!
July 4th, 2012 : 85% temple completed.
July 6th, Made patriarch today in Navigator Dragons.
July 12th, 2012 : 90% temple completed. 316 days old. Let the final 100 brick countdown begin.
08:38: Are you there, Almighty? It’s me, Abdiel. I was just wondering if you could make something new happen. I’m bored. My response: How about I enroll you in Alcoholics Anonymous
Omg! Then this happened : 08:44: Walked into an abandoneded shrine. Felt bored, gave a quick prayer and found myself surrounded with an aura of abstinence.
Now this: 09:43: Great One, you won’t believe this! I’ve just heard how a choir was singing a song with the words “you want something new to happen? How about I enroll you in Alcoholics Anonymous .” in it. I guess you’re getting famous!. Boosted my god power by 69% too.
July 19th, 2012 : 496 quests completed and 95% temple completed.
500th quest done, and epic: 15:29: A quest to pass the test of time has brought me a very nice reward of 17824 coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back…
July 22nd 97.7% temple completed
July 26th, 2012: Today is the day! 330 days old, Level 49(86%), 507 quests completed, 60706 monsters killed, and I completed my temple!!!
11:52: Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.
11:52: Wow, there are loads of people praying in my temple! My god ought to get something special for this.
13:03: While I was away, a pile of donations appeared at the Great One’s temple. I counted them carefully, and there were 3349 coins. Maybe one day this thing will even pay off.
First time using my new “Make a Miracle” results: 05:11
An Unaccompanied Miner suddenly appeared! It fell from the sky right onto my weapon, dropped Bertrand’s teapot into my pocket, and thanked me with its last breath. If only all villains were like this guy!
July 28th, Reached lvl 50 today
Oct 10th, 406 days old, reached lvl 55 today
On another note, I got my retirement fund up to its 1st million, 29 more to go. This is a lot slower than temple building. Dec. 31, 2012
Jan. 28, 2013: 09:46: The Unknown User and I decided to make a trade. I gave it a roundhouse kick. In exchange, it gave me its life and 5 gold coins. <<< 100,000th monster killed today at lvl 60
10:15: Omnipotent One, I just became aware that your saying, “save for your retirement… or I’ll make alcohol taste like vinegar to you .”, is widely spreading around. Sounds like a great prayer to me.
13:39: Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by their common destiny have defeated the Deafening Leeching Summoning Vertigoat! Abdiel got 12153 coins, ear of the Vertigoat and a pocket universe.
Yesterday’s Results
1. Pleides (52) 2. Crazy Dave (52) 3. Hewhocaresnot (50) 4. Gerrypsu80 (48) 5. OhioGhost (48) 6. Taliban god (47) 7. Vertibraker (45) 8. Funtongue (43) 9. Dummyangel (41) 10. Eville111 (41) 11. Jayo23696 (40) 12. Almighty Butt (39) 13. CannibalCrowley (39) 14. Weathermatt (39) 15. Spikie (38)
Feb 18, 2016 – Finished 2500 quests
April 15 2016: 06:18 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Auriferous Scurrying Skilled Alpacalypse! Abdiel added 15385 gold coins, lucky paw of the Alpacalypse, a golden brick, a golden brick, a golden brick, a certificate of heroism, a portable stairway to heaven, the key to success, a subplot thickener and an operating model of a black hole to his bag.
April 18, 2016: Abdiel – 96th-level adventurer, member of the “Navigator Dragons” guild, with the motto “May the farce be with u!”, stands at the 138th position in the pantheon of catch under the vigilant supervision of the god Gerrypsu80. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection
April 21, 2016:
Yesterday’s Results (Bingo)
1. Gerrypsu80 (60) 2. Alee67 (59) 3. Weathermatt (49) 4. Ghoul (48) 5. Divine Flower (47) 6. Ooshiro (47) 7. Lord Parkel (46) 8. Zekita (46) 9. Gsxrboy (46) 10. Ereid (45)
Aug 6, 2016:
03:00 AM I don’t know if I’m more surprised to be alive at level 100, or that I can count that high.
Sept 19, 2016:
400K monsters killed as of today!
Oct 4, 2016:
2nd time I made the Godville Times:
Abdiel – 100th-level adventurer, member of the “Navigator Dragons” guild, with the motto “May the farce be with u!”, stands at the 170th position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Gerrypsu80. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.
Oct 9th, 2016:
4th time:
Yesterday’s Results (Bingo):
1. Gerrypsu80 (64) 2. Szat (50) 3. Rosu (50) 4. Kel-Sin (48) 5. Weathermatt (47) 6. Ribheatha (46) 7. Nblackcat (45) 8. Superwutze (45) 9. General Li (44) 10. Times (44)
Dec 28th 2016:
Quest #3000 started today
Jan 20th 2017
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (61) 2. Andru (58) 3. Jollytuna (56) 4. Vertibraker (51) 5. Sarcasm29 (47) 6. Fumanchu888 (45) 7. Tamea (44) 8. Gsxrboy (44) 9. Eugene Green (43) 10. Weathermatt (43)
Mar 27th 2017
Achieved Honored Animalist – Put 3 lvl 30 pets in ark
Apr 26th, 2017
09:20 PM Harder, better, faster, stronger… I’m level 104 and I’m loving every minute of it!
Jul 11th, 2017
12:29 AM An epic but short burst of music played mysteriously, and the words “Level Up!” appeared above my head in glorious 3D. Seems I’m level 105 now!
Aug 17th 2017
Finally! I’m halfway to accumulating 30 million gold.
Nov 5th 2017
Abdiel – 106th-level adventurer, member of the “Navigator Dragons” guild, with the motto “May the farce be with u!”, stands at the 140th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Gerrypsu80. His dream is to master the “mating contact” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks
Nov 13th 2017
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (52) 2. Cret (51) 3. Wolphie (43) 4. The Great Jimsky (42) 5. Goddina (42) 6. Blind Marie (41) 7. Brihtnoth (41) 8. Ringpeace (41) 9. Queen Me (40) 10. Me – (40)
Nov 27th 2017
500k monsters killed
Nov 29th 2017
Reached level 107 today
Dec 3rd 2017
Quest #3500 today
Jan 20th 2018
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (69) 2. Empress Kerry (55) 3. Xiaomei (51) 4. Tamea (49) 5. Slug-Ra (49) 6. CCCC4 (49) 7. Gobo42 (48) 8. Ms Mayhem (43) 9. Medwyn (41) 10. Darth Threepio
Jan 30th 2018
11:26 PM Wow, I am level 108 now! Luckily, intelligence isn’t a requirement for level-ups.
April 23rd 2018
04:38 PM I can’t believe I’m level 109 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.
April 25th 2018
Abdiel – 109th-level adventurer, member of the “Navigator Dragons” guild, with the motto “May the farce be with u!”, stands at the 183rd position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Gerrypsu80. Rumor has it that a local Fifth Elephant has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.
April 27th 2018
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (74) 2. Tsarczar (54) 3. S624 (53) 4. God Of Blue Skies (51) 5. Portico (51) 6. Toast Lord Almighty (50) 7. Apsalar (50)
May 4th 2018
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (61) 2. Tamea (60) 3. Hairplug4men
June 24th 2018
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (52) 2. Vertibraker (47) 3. Carmentis (46) 4. Jayo23696 (46) 5. Rainbow Queen (45) 6. Queen Me (44) 7. Tommackesy (44) 8. Casuanoob (43) 9. Upselon (42)
July 3rd 2018
03:26 AM Hooray! I just aged another level: 110! So Mighty One, where is my birthday present?
Aug 31st 2018
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (68) 2. DorianHope (56) 3. Ypchua (56) 4. The Almighty Wiz (51) 5. Fumanchu888 (51) 6. Rosu (48) 7. Apsalar (48)
Abdiel — 110th-level adventurer, member of the “Navigator Dragons” guild, with the motto “May the farce be with u!”, stands at the 174th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Gerrypsu80. Rumor has it that a local Flugelhornet has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.
Sept 2nd 2018
03:09 AM Hooray! I’ve reached level 111!
Sept 15th 2018
Abdiel — 111th-level adventurer, member of the “Navigator Dragons” guild, with the motto “May the farce be with u!”, stands at the 63rd position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Gerrypsu80. He always wanted to repair the crack of dawn, but never found the time.
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (60) 2. The Great Koala One (58) 3. Sniper404 (53) 4. Alee67 (51) 5. Fionnbar (48) 6. Parthenogenesis (48) 7. Omuratak (46) 8. Tarepanda (45) 9. Natasha101 (42) 10. Gwedopang (42)
Oct 18th 2018
19 million savings
Oct 19th 2018
Quest #4000: Fact check a book of prophecies (epic)
Nov 2nd 2018
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (71) 2. Weathermatt (50) 3. Zeeb (49) 4. SayOw (48) 5. Bill Hedge (45) 6. Ramona Pilgrim (42) 7. Raven Feyne (38) 8. Kevin-G93 (37)
Dec 19th 2018
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (64) 2. Chesusaurus Rex (60) 3. Tamea (57) 4. Zsut (57) 5. Eebus (56) 6. SourceRunner (54) 7. Zapa (53) 8. Exhilion (52)
Dec 23rd 2018
Famous Heroes
Abdiel — 112th-level adventurer, member of the “Navigator Dragons” guild, with the motto “May the farce be with u!”, stands at the 48th position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Gerrypsu80. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.
Jan 2nd 2019
20m in savings. Ten more to go.
Jan 11th 2019
08:04 AM Alright, I’m now level 113! Decided to use my 4 new points on increasing my health.
06:32 AM With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Woody suddenly reached the next level. He’s not going to overtake me, is he?
Jan 21st 2019
Monsters killed 600020
Mar 15th 2019
09:27 AM Suddenly noticed that my experience bar was empty. Panicked for a moment, before I realized that I’m now level 114!
Mar 16th 2019
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (62) 2. Whoman (61) 3. N8 Almighty (59) 4. Gliphyx (55) 5. Vince- (55) 6. Wahoowa (52) 7. The Almighty Wiz (48)
Apr 20th 2019
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (50) 2. Great Gloria (49) 3. Yidhra (49) 4. Abene (48)
Jun 10th 2019
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (67) 2. Shadowgun8 (63) 3. Ramona Pilgrim (61) 4. Raven Feyne (56) 5. CCCC4 (53) 6. Mantrax (51) 7. She is Dway (50)
June 21st 2019
22 million in savings
Jul 9th 2019
Abdiel — 115th-level adventurer, member of the “Navigator Dragons” guild, with the motto “May the farce be with u!”, stands at the 170th position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Gerrypsu80. He always wanted to measure the circumference of the circle of life, but never found the time.
Jul 19th 2019
11:16 AM Harder, better, faster, stronger… I’m level 116 and I’m loving every minute of it!
Jul 25th 2019
04:24 PM Woody scratched another notch on my face. He needs to learn a less painful way of expressing a level up. Lvl 49
Jul 30th 2019
Quest #4500: Develop a god complex (epic)
08:06 AM I showed up late to the “Navigator Dragons” members’ meeting, again. Everyone was passed out drunk, again. I’m starting to think “Navigator Dragons” is nothing more than a private drinking club.
Sept 1st 2019
Pet #6 (five in the ark) :
03:11 AM I was just about to defeat the Crypt Creeper when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Nessie. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.
Sept 19th 2019
23 million in savings
Sept 23rd 2019
12:16 PM Luminous One, your verse was spread by heralds: You’ll have no fear / of running out of beer / if you save for the future / and realize it’s near”.
Sept 24th 2019
03:59 PM While I was searching for the camouflask, red ring of death and tooth of a fairy, somebody dropped 20000 gold coins from a passing cloud. Bingo?
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (88) 2. CCCC4 (84) 3. Belteshazzar (66) 4. Awesomeness Fawn (63) 5. Ear wind (62) 6. Sapienti (60) 7. ShinyBunnyTwo7 (57)
Sept 30th 2019
12:55 AM Notes from the sail: This boat trip was a success — an outlandish hexbox and 17099 coins is good proof of that.
12:56 AM Divine forces took the outlandish hexbox and disassembled it without my permission. There was a golden parachute, some canned heat, an ego alternator, a Godville particle, a conversation starter, an absolute power cord, a déjà voodoo doll, a miniature siege tower, a blanket term, a portable quest generator, a crumb of wisdom, a log for the ark and 17021 gold coins inside.
Oct 22nd 2019
Abdiel — 117th-level adventurer, member of the “Navigator Dragons” guild, with the motto “May the farce be with u!”, stands at the 168th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Gerrypsu80. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.
Oct 31st 2019
09:45 AM The tribe of tribbles reached its critical mass and loudly transformed into something that immediately ran off into the forest. It left 16572 gold coins and a few bold things in my bag.
Nov 8th 2019
07:22 AM Wow, 118! I don’t get older; I level up!
Nov 9th 2019
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (84) 2. Sig11 (61) 3. Gobo42 (61) 4. Nooooo Good GOOODD (60) 5. Wahoowa (58) 6. Pearlcaster (53) 7. Tsarczar (52)
Dec 7th 2019
08:31 AM Couldn’t find the Enigma machine and welcome drink in my inventory, but found 7777 gold coins instead. Bingo!
Score: 82
That’s all for today! So far you’re top-1.
24 million in savings.
Dec 31st 2019
Level 119
Jan 11th 2020
Abdiel — 119th-level adventurer, member of the “Navigator Dragons” guild, with the motto “May the farce be with u!”, stands at the 180th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Gerrypsu80. He’s asking someone to attempt to believe it’s not butter and report the results via carrier pigeon.
Jan 13th 2020
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (86) 2. Kroniro (81) 3. Sig11 (64) 4. Gaia987 (63) 5. Setaria (61) 6. Yabeda (60) 7. Comendador Coruja (60)
Feb 12th 2020
25 million in savings
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (87) 2. Zilch (65) 3. Dan Maku (61) 4. Mirathrim (57) 5. X – Entity (54) 6. Junglecat (54) 7. Petealmighty (54) 8. Star Stuff (52)
Feb 13th 2020
Level 120: 01:57 PM New level! I plan on being wiser, smarter, braver, and more skillful, Exalted One. And I always will plan it.
Feb 15th 2020
700K monsters killed
Feb 16th 2020
Level 25: 08:20 AM Some say it’s the reason heroes drink, and that it once swallowed a hero whole just to prove it wasn’t poisonous. All I know is that it’s called Nessie, and it just leveled up.
Apr 7th 2020
03:10 AM Nessie was staring wide-eyed just above my head, so I looked up to see the words “LEVEL UP” in neon yellow floating above me. Looks like I’m level 121 now!
Apr 27th 2020
Quest #5000:. 06:21 AM My Lord, I’m off to get to the end of the Endless Maze. The temple’s sacrificial flame is off and the doors are locked. Don’t wait up – it looks like I’ll be away a while.
May 13th 2020
26 million in savings
June 5th 2020
04:53 AM In the name of Godville, I have the power! Level 122 is mine, Gentle One.
Aug 8th 2020
level 123
Aug 30th 2020
27 million in savings
Sept 9th 2020
750k monsters killed
Oct 6th 2020
10:59 PM Alright, I’m now level 124! Decided to use my 4 new points on increasing my health.
Nov 16th 2020
28m in savings, finally! Progress has slowed for some reason.
Nov 27th 2020
Level 42: 02:14 PM Nessie was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow and began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up!
Dec 7th 2020
08:54 AM Pain wracks my body. I scream as golden light pours from every inch of my skin. I don’t think my clothes fit any more. Wait, was that a miracle? Or did I just ascend to level 125? What do you think, Nessie, my faithful companion?
Jan 28th 2021
04:38 PM New level! I plan on being wiser, smarter, braver, and more skillful, Almighty. And that will always be my plan. Level 125, 600 health.
Jan 30th 2021
29M in savings. Finally on the last million to go!
Feb 14th 2021
quest #5500
Mar 28th 2021
800K monsters killed
Apr 6th 2021
10:51 AM I can’t believe I’m level 127 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.
Apr 16th 2021
10:49 PM Oh my god, can’t believe that I saved all this money! Finally I can have my very own shop!
07:28 PM Notes from the datamine: that was a good run. Megaphony minted a bosscoin and learned a glyph.
June 9th 2021
12:56 AM Harder, better, faster, stronger… I’m level 128 and I’m loving every minute of it!
Aug 11th 2021
05:16 PM As Simba began to glow and grow, fleas jumped off his fur and performed an elaborate celebratory dance number. Why don’t my fleas do that when I level up? – lvl 30 Satan Claus
Aug 12th 2021
08:28 PM After vanquishing the Presidential Seal, I noticed a pair of tear-brimmed eyes peering out from under the bushes. Wracked by guilt, I took the baby-monster’s shaking hand and adopted it as my pet. I’ll name him Koda.
Aug 22nd 2021
08:26 PM Koda was staring wide-eyed just above my head, so I looked up to see the words “LEVEL UP” in neon yellow floating above me. Looks like I’m level 129 now!
Aug 31st 2021
11 years old –
02:23 AM Most Righteous One, today is special. It’s my birthday!
Sept 14th 2021
Yesterday’s Results
1. Gerrypsu80 (70) 2. Deralys (69) 3. Setaria (51) 4. Kerenmel (51) 5. Parthenogenesis (50) 6. Vikram Dinesh (49) 7. Chrisunseen (48
Oct 20th 2021
11:09 AM Reached level 130. Now I am officially allowed to do the things I’ve been doing all along. Heck yeah!
Oct 29th 2021
07:22 PM A delivery boy just dropped off a fruit basket with a card reading, “Happy Level 10! —Godville Society of Traders.”
07:32 PM Sudden divine enlightenment kindly let me know that the real name of my shop is “Land’s End Alchemy”. Thanks, Omnipotent One.
Nov 21st 2021
Quest #6000: Finish a thousand-piece puzzle of a clear blue sky (epic)
Dec 24th 2021
11:22 AM Hooray! I just aged another level: 131! So Soul Supreme, where is my birthday present?
Feb 23rd 2022
10:01 PM Koda was staring wide-eyed just above my head, so I looked up to see the words “LEVEL UP” in neon yellow floating above me. Looks like I’m level 132 now!
May 18th 2022
03:54 PM Suddenly noticed that my experience bar was empty. Panicked for a moment, before I realized that I’m now level 133!
May 23rd 2022
900,000 monsters killed
June 23rd 2022
09:59 AM Full Pants was visiting when a courier arrived with my shiny new Level 15 trader license. For once, we were mesmerized by something other than the shop counter.
Aug 11th 2022
05:11 AM I’ve grown slightly bigger as I hit level 134. More of me to love, Great One!
Sept 5th 2022
04:01 PM Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, my Lord, the great work is done!
Sept 23rd 2022
03:00 PM A delivery boy just dropped off a fruit basket with a card reading, “Happy Level 17! —Godville Society of Traders.”
Oct 7th 2022
12:14 AM Pain wracks my body. I scream as golden light pours from every inch of my skin. I don’t think my clothes fit anymore. Wait, was that a miracle? Or did I just ascend to level 135? What do you think, Koda, my faithful companion?
Christmas 2022
07:26 AM You know, Almighty, your poem is spreading like wildfire:
The night before Xmas
and all thru Godville
not a villain was stirring
not even Cruella de Vil.
Dec 27th 2022
05:09 AM Hooray! I’ve reached level 136!
04:37 PM A brief fanfare played as fireworks burst from my stall. Whoa, I’m trader level 18 now!
Jan 25th 2023
07:07 AM Some say it’s the reason heroes drink, and that it once swallowed a hero whole just to prove it wasn’t poisonous. All I know is that it’s called Koda, and it just leveled up.
Feb 18th 2023
09:51 AM A delivery boy just dropped off a fruit basket with a card reading, “Happy Level 19! —Godville Society of Traders.”
Mar 27th 2023
12:27 AM I’ve grown slightly bigger as I hit level 137. More of me to love, Gentle One!
Apr 8th 2023
07:58 AM Koda just shed his skin! Wait, is a presidential seal supposed to do that? Anyway, he looks bigger, meaner and cleaner now.
June 15th 2023
04:31 AM I don’t know if I’m more surprised to be alive at level 138, or that I can count that high.
July 30th 2023
1 million monsters killed
Dec 24 2023
Level 140
Dec 30th 2023
11:55 AM Nevac was visiting when a courier arrived with my shiny new Level 22 trader license.
Apr 12th 2024
04:26 AM A brief fanfare played as fireworks burst from my stall. Whoa, I’m trader level 23 now!