24 May 2015 – Hero was born
05 Oct 2015 – Temple Completed
03:19 – My face must be glowing like this golden temple I just now finished for you, my Lord. I have to say, it does look great!
03:19 – Upon reaching your temple, Great One, I encountered a group of parishioners so thick I couldn’t get in, but Pilot soon sent them fleeing in terror. Great! Now what am I supposed to do with this blue brick they left on the altar?
13 Jan 2016 – Savings reach 1 Million
30 Mar 2016- Pet knocked out(Just as the Enlightened Woolverine was about to finish me off, Pilot gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal ballpoint penguin, if it’s the last thing I ever do!)
01 Apr 2016 – Release of first pet, Ballpoint Penguin named Pilot(LvL 29), (I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Pilot into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.)
04 Apr 2016 – My 2nd pet, Solar Bear name Sparky(I was just about to defeat the Solar Bear when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Sparky. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.)
27 Apr 2016 – Savings reach 2 Million
30 Oct 2016 – Animalist Medal(Solar Bear Sparky)
1 Jan 2017 – #1000 Quest – Find the East Pole and claim it in the name of Godville (epic)
24 Feb 2017 – Ark Completed(11:52 PM
A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Soul Supreme.)
3rd pet – Heffalump
6 Oct 2017 – 4th pet, Gummy wyrm, 1st pet with dungeon ability
10 Jul 2018 – Savings reached 10 million
11 Oct 2018 – 1 year old for 4th pet-Released into the wild
(I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Cuddles into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams.)
24 Oct 2018 – 5th pet acquired, 1st pet with Sailing capability(After such a glorious battle with the Ticking Crocodile I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Scrat, let’s go questing!)
21 Mar 2019 – Creature Master, Great One, I just re-counted the pairs and I think the ark now has a thousand of them. We’re not going to cram another thousand in there, are we?
27 Jul 2019 – Reached level 100. Now I am officially allowed to do the things I’ve been doing all along. Heck yeah!
03 Apr 2020 – (6th pet)I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — OctoBear, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Simba. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
25 Jun 2020 – (1st boss-Bosstradamus)It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!
15 Feb 2023 – (7th pet)I was just about to defeat the Blind Gorgon when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Scrat. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.
16 Jun 2023 – Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, Terrifying One, the great work is done!
31 Oct 2023 – Oh my god, can’t believe that I saved all this money! Finally I can have my very own shop!