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Myshkin 6

level 137
trader level 11

Everybody needs me!

Age 13 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild legion of doom
(revenant)
Monsters Killed about 979 thousand
Death Count 206
Wins / Losses 75 / 43
Temple Completed at 11/09/2011
Ark Completed at 08/28/2015 (571.8%)
Pairs Gathered at 10/04/2018
Book Written at 09/03/2022
Souls Gathered 43.86%
Shop “Thousand Things”
Pet Fail whale Snowy
Boss Megahurtz with 271% of power

Equipment

Weapon dignity shredder +151
Shield side of a barn +151
Head wig of insufferable pomposity +151
Body warpspeedos +151
Arms infidelity gauntlet +150
Legs moon walkers +148
Talisman morse-code dice +151

Skills

  • mass effect level 182
  • scissorhands level 182
  • rickrolling level 170
  • stifling embrace level 155
  • homesickness level 154
  • swear-o-matic level 148
  • full throttle level 148
  • somersault squatting level 142
  • pocket hypnotoad level 129
  • brownian motion level 123

Feats

  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero
  • ⓷ Reach the end of the map
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Gratitude991
Might242
Templehood138
Gladiatorship5451
Storytelling318
Mastery123
Survival391
Savings414
Arkeology287
Catch712
Wordcraft213
Soulfulness266
Unity285
Duelery352

Achievements

  • Honored Careerist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Invincible, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Miner, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Scientist, 2nd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Alas, poor Nibbler.

Basement Cat raised his paw for a deadly final strike, but suddenly Nibbler threw himself at his feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, breaking his neck. Nibbler quietly gave his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh Lord, why? He was so young…

2012-Jan-01 04:12: I placed twenty bags of gold on the sacrificial altar and offered a quick prayer to the almighty asking for a better life… It worked! I felt my experience bar increase in size.

2012-Jan-13 10:07 AM: (lvl 21 double dragon)
The Croaking Godvilla raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…

2012-Jan-14 01:10 AM:
Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and resurrected my pet. Scratchy, I’m so glad to see you!

2012-Jan-27 07:42 AM (level 22 double dragon):
The Terminator T-34 raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…

2012-Jan 29 06:11 PM (8872 coins):
Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and resurrected my pet. Scratchy, I’m so glad to see you!

2012-Feb-18 02:13 AM (level 24):
The Double Dragon raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…

2012-Feb-18 05:50 PM (around 9500 coins…many thanks to Granny Weatherwax for her cooperation in the arena):
Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and resurrected my pet. Scratchy, I’m so glad to see you!

2012-May-20 01:11 PM (level 32):
The Evil Twin raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…

2012-May-20 08:20 PM (possibly 12000 coins or so?):
Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and resurrected my pet. Scratchy, I’m so glad to see you!

2012-Jun-29 3:49 PM: (level 35)
03:49: The Glowing Grue raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…

2012-Jun-30 11:13 AM (about 15k gold): 01:07: Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and resurrected my pet. Scratchy, I’m so glad to see you!

2012-07-26 05:20 PM: (level 37) The Evil Step-Monster raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy was knocked out by the hit of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to senses over the next 60 hours, he’ll lose all his levels and the will to compete!

2012-07-27 12:11: (about 15k coins) Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Scratchy, I’m so glad to see you in good health!

2012-Aug-18 07:24: (level 38) The Undead Shadow Puppet raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy was knocked out by the hit of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to senses within the next 60 hours, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2012-Aug-20 02:01: Scraped together 15606 coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Scratchy, I’ve missed you so much!

2012-Sep-21 13:43: (level 40) The Giant Enemy Crab raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy was knocked out by the hit of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2012-Sep-21 23:10: Scraped together 16201 coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Scratchy, I’m glad to see you in great shape again!

2012-Oct-12 12:55: (level 41) The Godvillain raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy was knocked out by the hit of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2012-Oct-14 03:04: (16511 coins) Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Scratchy, I’m so glad to see you in good health!

2012-Nov-05 05:13: (level 43) The Willy-the-Wasp raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy was knocked out by the hit of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2012-Nov-07 15:35: (17642 coins, <2 hours left) Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Scratchy, I’m so glad to see you in good health!

2012-Dec-12 12:05: (level 44) Just as the Aardvark of the Covenant was about to finish me off, Scratchy gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal double dragon, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

2012-Dec-14 15:34: (first underground boss fight, just in time to save pet) United by chance, the heroes defeated the arrogant monster! Myshkin got 11497 gold coins, ear of the Giga Byter, a golden brick, a problem solvent and a collide-o-scope. Methodical got 11472 coins, ear of the Mini-Giga Byter, an alchemical transmuter, a token ring and the heart of the matter.

2012-Dec-14 22:26: (second underground boss fight, with about three hours to spare to save pet; hero saved 19k coins for retirement after fight above)
United by destiny, the heroes defeated the nasty creature! Jake Suully added 5489 gold coins, a golden brick, a kill switch, an eye of the storm and a mystery box to her bag. Myshkin got 5472 coins, ear of the Alpha Mole, a golden brick, a demotivational poster, some insani tea and a digital hourglass.

2012-Dec-14 23:26: (17629 coins, 2:30 left) Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Scratchy, I’m so glad to see you in good health!

2013-Feb-26 19:12: (level 48) Just as the Postman of the Apocalypse was about to finish me off, Scratchy gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal double dragon, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

2013-Mar-01 03:42 (underground boss fight, 3:29 left):
United by destiny, the heroes defeated the nasty creature! Myshkin added 2972 coins, ear of the Squirmisher, a golden brick, a fragrance grenade and a cliché filter to his bag. Rinoa Heartilly became the owner of 2955 gold coins, a golden brick, a holy powercell and a brownie point.

2013-Mar-01 04:40 (2:27 left):
A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Scratchy, instantly bringing my beloved double dragon back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 19437 coins anyway. Oh Scratchy, how I’ve missed you!

2013-Apr-14 08:24: (level 50)
Just as the Desperate House Elf was about to finish me off, Scratchy gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal double dragon, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

2013-Apr-14 15:56 (52:28 left):
Scraped together 20382 coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Scratchy, I’m glad to see you in great shape again!

2013-May-17 19:02: (level 51) The Master of Disaster raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2013-May-19 10:30: (20:31 left, after accumulating 26087 coins from underground boss fight, quest brick, temple reward, lots of digging, and aura of huckstering)
Paid 9652 gold coins and registered ‘Everybody needs me!’ in the Godville Registry of Mottos.

2013-May-19 06:16: (12:45 left, after accumulating 33625 coins)
“The Drunken Clam” was closed today. It must have been a sign from above! I’d better add 13788 gold coins to my savings.

2013-May-19 08:11: (10:51 left, after a massive underground boss-monster (hulking, faithless, summoning, other ally died, probably netted 27000 coins or so; visit to town included a high of 48033 coins and savings of 9124 coins)
A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Scratchy, instantly bringing my beloved double dragon back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 20459 coins anyway. Oh Scratchy, how I’ve missed you!

2013-Jun-13 00:57: (level 52) Just as the Were-Panther was about to finish me off, Scratchy gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal

2013-Jun-14 23:11: (31:01 left, peaking at 27437 coins after quest finish and underground boss-monster)
The bartender saw my face outside the window and quickly switched the sign on the pub door to “Closed”. I guess I’ll just put 12346 gold coins in my savings, instead.

2013-Jun-15 08:44: (21:28 left, after quest finish and no intervention) Scraped together 21117 gold coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Scratchy, I’m glad to see you in great shape again!

2013-Jul-18 23:12 (level 54):
The Dandy Lion raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2013-Jul-21 11:12:
I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Scratchy, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?

2015-Sep-28: For Scratchy’s fourth birthday, I gave him a well-deserved break and put him in the ark.

2015-Sep-29 18:16:
After such a glorious battle with the Vengeful Mole I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Stubby, let’s go questing!

2016-Mar-07 21:13: (level 24)
The Sans Sheriff raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Stubby suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Stubby was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2016-Mar-08 20:12:
Stubby’s hospital bill: 9666 gold coins. Having my favorite vengeful mole back in one piece: priceless.

2016-Mar-28 10:44: (level 25)
Just as the Nuclear-Powered Plant was about to finish me off, Stubby gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal vengeful mole, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

2016-Mar-28 15:35: about 11000 coins
I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Stubby!

2016-May-17 07:56: (level 29)
Just as the Temple Safety Inspector was about to finish me off, Stubby gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal vengeful mole, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

2016-May-19 06:59:
Stubby’s hospital bill: 11925 gold coins. Having my favorite vengeful mole back in one piece: priceless.

2016-Jul-01 22:47: (level 32)
The Godville Administrator raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Stubby suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Stubby was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2016-Jul-02 04:28:
I spent 13196 gold coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Stubby!

2016-Aug-23 08:46 (level 36):
Just as the Headless Horsefly was about to finish me off, Stubby gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal vengeful mole, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

2016-Aug-23 23:45:
I spent 14649 coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Stubby!

2016-Oct-14 02:43 (level 39):
The Thesaurus Rex raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Stubby suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Stubby was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2016-Oct-15 06:15:
I spent 15893 gold coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Stubby!

2017-May-27 00:10 (level 48):
Just as the Lost Viking was about to finish me off, Stubby gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal vengeful mole, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

2017-May-28 10:48:
A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Stubby, instantly bringing my beloved vengeful mole back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 19373 gold coins anyway. Oh Stubby, how I’ve missed you!

I’m not sure when Stubby retired.
Rex the inner demon joined Myshkin on 2017-Dec-26.

2018-May-17 22:19 (level 22):
Just as the Loaded Bardvark was about to finish me off, Rex gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal inner demon, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

2018-May-18 03:52:
I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Rex!

2018-Dec-17 15:37 (level 37):
Just as the Predatortoise was about to finish me off, Rex gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out.

2018-Dec-17 20:38 (~15000 coins):
I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Rex!

2019-Jan-13 20:37 (level 39):
The Godville Administrator raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Rex suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Rex was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2019-Jan-14 16:16 (sail generated 32k coins)
A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Rex, instantly bringing my beloved inner demon back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 16084 gold coins anyway. Oh Rex, how I’ve missed you!

2019-Feb-2 08:44 (level 39):
Just as the Helium Baboon was about to finish me off, Rex gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out.

2019-Feb-2 12:24 (15643 coins):
I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Rex!

2019-Feb-26 06:29 (level 41):
Just as the Shoe Hornet was about to finish me off, Rex gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal inner demon, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

2019-Feb-26 08:47:
I spent 16627 coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Rex!

2019-May-5 19:22 (level 44):
The Godville Administrator raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Rex suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Rex was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2019-May-6 02:34 (unknown amount of coins):
I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Rex!

2019-Jul-3 22:13 (level 47)
The Godville Administrator raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Rex suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Rex was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2019-Jul-5 00:14 (19027 coins):
Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Rex, I’m so glad to see you in good health!

2019-Aug-17 07:37 (level 49)
Just as the Capitalist Overlord was about to finish me off, Rex gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal inner demon, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

2019-Aug-17 10:09
I spent 19874 coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Rex!

2019-Sep-23 14:54 (level 51):
Just as the Necessary Evil was about to finish me off, Rex gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out.

2019-Sep-24 13:17 (about 20500 coins):
Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Rex, I’m so glad to see you in good health!

2019-Nov-12 06:39 (level 53):
Just as the Bad Hobbit was about to finish me off, Rex gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out.

2019-Nov-12 23:07:
Scraped together 21378 coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Rex, I’m glad to see you in great shape again!

2019-Dec-02 07:07 (level 54):
Just as the Epic Flailer was about to finish me off, Rex gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out.

2019-Dec-03 13:17:
A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Rex, instantly bringing my beloved inner demon back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 21806 coins anyway. Oh Rex, how I’ve missed you!

2020-Mar-16 21:47 (level 58):
The Mortal Wombat raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Rex suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Rex was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2020-Mar-17 13:57:
A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Rex, instantly bringing my beloved inner demon back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 23297 gold coins anyway. Oh Rex, how I’ve missed you!

2020-May-28 16:41 (level 60):
The Nature’s Wraith raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Rex suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Rex was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2020-May-29 17:13 (about 25000 coins?):
Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Rex, I’m so glad to see you in good health!

2020-Jul-04 22:54 (level 61):
Just as the Unpleasant Dinner Guest was about to finish me off, Rex gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal inner demon, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

2020-Jul-05 03:51 (24784 coins):
I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Rex!

2020-Sep-13 22:30 (level 64):
Just as the Godvillain was about to finish me off, Rex gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out.

2020-Sep-14 00:11
I spent 26099 coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Rex!

2020-Nov-30 14:12
I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Rex, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?

2021-Jan-28 17:26 (level 11):
Just as the Thesaurus Rex was about to finish me off, Snowy gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out.

2021-Jan-28 22:28:
I spent 4545 gold coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Snowy!

2021-Oct-15 13:33: (level 31)
Just as the Bulletproof Pest was about to finish me off, Snowy gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out.

2021-Oct-15 16:46:
I spent 12701 coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Snowy!

2022-May-15 01:43: (level 42)
Just as the Human Wrongs Activist was about to finish me off, Snowy gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal fail whale, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

2022-May-15 11:44:
A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Snowy, instantly bringing my beloved fail whale back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 17043 coins anyway. Oh Snowy, how I’ve missed you!

2022-Jul-6 14:28: (level 44)
The Undead Resident Weevil raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Snowy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Snowy was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2022-Jul-6 18:07:
I spent 18000 coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Snowy!

2022-Sep-2 23:28:
Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, Almighty, the great work is done!

2022-Oct-2 06:26: (level 48)
Just as the Last Hairbender was about to finish me off, Snowy gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out.

2022-Oct-2 16:06: (~19700 coins)
I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Snowy!

2023-Jan-15 14:58: (level 52)
Just as the Talkshow Ghost was about to finish me off, Snowy gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out.

2023-Jan-16 02:01:
A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Snowy, instantly bringing my beloved fail whale back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 20995 gold coins anyway. Oh Snowy, how I’ve missed you!

2023-Feb-22 21:57: (level 54)
Just as the Tenacious Bee was about to finish me off, Snowy gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal fail whale, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

2023-Feb-23 01:16:
I spent 21902 gold coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Snowy!

2023-Mar-22 23:31: (level 55)
The Undead Sir Render raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Snowy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Snowy was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2023-Mar-23 14:37 (22251? coins)
Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Snowy, I’m so glad to see you in good health!

2023-May-07 23:21: (level 56)
The Non-Euclidean Geomancer raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Snowy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Snowy was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2023-May-08 12:49:
I spent 22673 coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Snowy!

2023-Aug-23 13:15: (level 59)
The Spython raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Snowy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Snowy was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2023-Aug-23 22:04:
I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Snowy!

2023-Sep-17 19:53 (level 60):
The Puzzled Sphinx raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Snowy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Snowy was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

2023-Sep-18 00:43: (~24500 coins)
I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Snowy!

2023-Dec-30 23:00 (level 63):
Just as the Pelicannon was about to finish me off, Snowy gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out.

2023-Dec-31 00:18:
I spent 25202 gold coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Snowy!