The Life & Times of Life & Times
1 g.e. The Creation, May 9, 2010, or so I think. I wasn’t there, but other religious “scholars” have been selling the idea of a 6,000 year-old universe, so what’s another pseudo-scientific guess in the grand scheme? Hahaha, 6,000 years – really, how could anything be that old?
490 g.e. I was born in my present, fully grown state around 490 g.e. No one seems to know for sure, because they didnt care at the time. Come to think of it, neither do I – carpe diem! Leave history to the historians, and fiction to the priests.
516 g.e. My god handed me down the Forums and GodWiki carved by his finger onto 10 stone tablets. So heavy.
668 g.e. Joined the Harvest Moon guild, in which I plan to remain for some time. It’s good to be bad.
679 g.e. “15:19: My Pinky died while saving my life from Serial Therapist! Darn, it still owed me a few hundred coins from our latest poker game.” Silly Dust Bunny – he’s been resurrected twice. Only a fool would resurrect this worthless brute a third time! Hoping for something more formidable.
686 g.e. I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Bipolar Bear, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Boo. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
803 g.e. Cardinal… w00t
872 g.e. Templed