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SonOfFuntongue 4

level 117

The Existential Dilemma

Age 12 years 6 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 682 thousand
Death Count 241
Wins / Losses 89 / 64
Temple Completed at 09/28/2012
Ark Completed at 04/04/2015 (398.7%)
Pairs Gathered at 02/03/2018
Words in Book 17.3%
Savings 24M, 590k (82.0%)
Pet Thesaurus rex Buck
Boss Turmerisk with 50% of power

Equipment

Weapon dignity shredder +128
Shield security question +128
Head helm of second thoughts +129
Body slate mail armour +129
Arms hyper cufflinks +127
Legs rocket skates +131
Talisman shadow puppet +128

Skills

  • mountain moving level 141
  • stifling embrace level 128
  • forced generosity level 123
  • foot massage level 122
  • lion belch level 122
  • powerful sneeze level 116
  • tooth sampling level 111
  • spoon-bending level 107
  • cry of horror level 101
  • mega-bite level 82

Pantheons

Gratitude9892
Might2244
Templehood2545
Gladiatorship5145

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Raider, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Saint, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Scribbler, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

The Life & Times of Life & Times

1 g.e. The Creation, May 9, 2010, or so I think. I wasn’t there, but other religious “scholars” have been selling the idea of a 6,000 year-old universe, so what’s another pseudo-scientific guess in the grand scheme? Hahaha, 6,000 years – really, how could anything be that old?

490 g.e. I was born in my present, fully grown state around 490 g.e. No one seems to know for sure, because they didnt care at the time. Come to think of it, neither do I – carpe diem! Leave history to the historians, and fiction to the priests.

516 g.e. My god handed me down the Forums and GodWiki carved by his finger onto 10 stone tablets. So heavy.

668 g.e. Joined the Harvest Moon guild, in which I plan to remain for some time. It’s good to be bad.

679 g.e. “15:19: My Pinky died while saving my life from Serial Therapist! Darn, it still owed me a few hundred coins from our latest poker game.” Silly Dust Bunny – he’s been resurrected twice. Only a fool would resurrect this worthless brute a third time! Hoping for something more formidable.

686 g.e. I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Bipolar Bear, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Boo. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

803 g.e. Cardinal… w00t

872 g.e. Templed