Quest #29 Bring sexy back, once and for all. – I’ve managed to bring sexy back, once and for all. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!
Quest #30 Find out where the grass is greener
Mighty One, would you please quit making birds poop on me? It’s getting really hard to concentrate on my quest.
A fat old man was screaming “Rudoooolph!” in the forest. I felt pity and gave him a piece of fresh reindeer meat that I had just bought from some wandering goblins.
Just about killed myself falling in the shower, thankfully two handfuls off vagina saved me.