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TheFreeman

level 58

Resurrect me please?

Age 12 years 6 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 92 thousand
Death Count 34
Wins / Losses 32 / 29
Temple Completed at 09/18/2012
Savings 1M, 50k (3.5%)
Pet Double dragon Sandy 22nd level

Equipment

Weapon vuvuzela of annoyance +62
Shield massive ego +67
Head polar ice cap +60
Body custom skin +67
Arms gloves of stranglehold +54
Legs sandals of time +60
Talisman ring of the lords +67

Skills

  • palm of the Panda level 49
  • scissorhands level 33
  • bloody itch level 32
  • drunken rampage level 29
  • eye scream level 27
  • flying bird level 24
  • knight's move level 24
  • sober view level 21
  • shiny heels level 20
  • sticky fingers level 20

Pantheons

Templehood2360

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Quest #29 Bring sexy back, once and for all. – I’ve managed to bring sexy back, once and for all. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!

Quest #30 Find out where the grass is greener

Mighty One, would you please quit making birds poop on me? It’s getting really hard to concentrate on my quest.

A fat old man was screaming “Rudoooolph!” in the forest. I felt pity and gave him a piece of fresh reindeer meat that I had just bought from some wandering goblins.

Just about killed myself falling in the shower, thankfully two handfuls off vagina saved me.