22:06 A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Gentle One.
08/05/2023 Completing the ark! Yay!
03:42 A sudden downpour forced me to take shelter in a nearby cave. While I was looking around, I noticed something on the wall. Upon closer inspection I saw a message that promised a great reward for anyone who would learn to dodge raindrops. Looks like a job for Melvin von Brunswik!
19/02/2023
16:18 Judging by Sparky’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Sparky! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
19/01/2023
19:16 I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Tige into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
lvl 29 Heffalump RIP
10:31 Tige’s hospital bill: 7480 gold coins. Having my favorite heffalump back in one piece: priceless.
20/04/2016
05:51 Just as the Cracked Kraken was about to finish me off, Tige gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal heffalump, if it’s the last thing I ever do!
18/04/2016
06:15 My face must be glowing like this golden temple I just now finished for you, Almighty. I have to say, it does look great!
03/02/2016
18:02 Judging by Iago’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Iago! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
Lvl 17 reached
17/01/2016
09:18 AM I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Koda into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
07/10/2015
11:02 PM Supply of this eye of the Ancient Demon is so low in this town that even my battered one is worth 1181 coins to this trader.
25/01/15
06:35 AM There. A beautiful map of Godville. I have no idea if it’s accurate, but it looks good.
Once you manage to completely map out Godville – an epic reward is already in your pocket! I already feel 13093 coins richer and much closer to my next level!
Day 1: Made it too the world
Day 2: Made a friend, found some bricks and done a few quests.
Day 3: Fought against my first boss monster. Lost.
Day 4: Died for the first time.
15/01/2015: