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Seagull

level 71

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Age 13 years 1 month
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 164 thousand
Death Count 124
Wins / Losses 172 / 54
Temple Completed at 05/20/2012
Wood for Ark 51.7%
Savings 3M, 300k (11.0%)
Pet Multi-legged luggage Cupil

Equipment

Weapon nunchuckle +80
Shield plausible deniability +80
Head data miner's headlamp +80
Body reversible Mobius jacket +80
Arms hands of jazziness +81
Legs stalactights +80
Talisman dragon ball +80

Skills

  • disarming smile level 56
  • steel finger level 54
  • intimate tickling level 54
  • foot massage level 45
  • lucky hoof level 45
  • chakra bending level 44
  • win on points level 42
  • brain dilution level 41
  • navel clamp level 40
  • toe-bite level 27

Pantheons

Gratitude2418
Might18727
Templehood940
Gladiatorship1026
Storytelling427

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

They say it’s lucky, getting pooped on by a bird, so when my dear beloved parents were stumped on what to name me, it seemed like a gift from heaven as a seagull flew over my crib (positioned outdoors to get me some valuable vitamin D, me being such a weak and pasty young chap) and let fly on my head. The problem of what to name me was solved! Well, almost… they had a tough time in the end, deciding between Seagull and Sh1)4€&6, but the call was good.

The fact that my name, in later years, lead me to believe I would be able to fly, was only a minor disadvantage – it did lead me to end up in hospital on more than my fair share of opportunities… but at some point, I realised that, hey, a lack of feathers was only a problem in some situations. Many of those situations, like not being able to fly after jumping off a church spire, could even be avoided!!

That was the turnng point in my life: no, I might not be able to soar to great heights, but yes, I could dedicate my life to finding the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. Surely a worthy cause? And if not, well, what the hell, I can always get drunk on the proceeds from my many quests and the very-long-term-borrowed-goods of my slain foes.

Later, I thought it was a strange coincidence, that on the 42nd minute of the 42nd day after my 42nd birthday, I got pooped on for the 42nd time… but that night I realised, no, that was a special message for me, from THE god. And so began my quest to build a temple. Surely a worthy cause… and if not, well, what the hell, I can always get drunk on the donations of my temple’s followers.

Good job this diary of mine is secret… imagine the scandal, if this got out?!?

And now for some juicy, up-to-the-minute great stuff out of my every-day life – well, no promises, really, I am getting paid by the word, you know… quantity – counts for more than quality, my mother always used to say:

27.11.11

Just wept at least 13 buckets of salty tears, when I heard about the ‘wisdom’ of one great friend’s actions (‘Dizkat’): “09:49: Threw 19266 gold coins in a wishing well and wished for more gold. Nice investment, I think.”

05:35: Notes from arena battle: Seagull surrenders. Warog definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 1056 coins. Cried. Like a little girl. Only more.

23.11.11

08:45: Crazy scientists have given me another quest to undertake: take a hike.

08:05: My quest to ‘find 100 random objects hidden throughout Godville’ was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.

11:36: Borrowed a Godville citizen’s badge while the merchant was talking to another client. Left 3383 gold coins as compensation.

06:24: Was resurrected in a metropolitan temple by the will of the Almighty. Thank you, Great One!

22.11.11

11:58: To fool the Alter Ego, I fell over and pretended to be dead. Remembered too late that this only works on bears. Guess I won’t have to pretend anymore.

09:49: An old mage asked me to find 100 random objects hidden throughout Godville. Well, that shouldn’t be too hard.

08:57: Hope that I won’t have to find out how to turn a golden brick into a pint of beer again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

20.11.11

05:15: Increased the level of my “bending chakras” skill after long and arduous training!

04:56: The best thing about getting resurrected is that it also cures a hangover. Off to the races!

01:37: To fool the Card-Carrying Villain, I fell over and pretended to be dead. Remembered too late that this only works on bears. Guess I won’t have to pretend anymore.

09:37: What a surprise! Matruska stopped by to visit me. We talked over a few drinks of iodine solution. {Good to see there are no hard feelings ;)!}

09:37: Notes from arena battle: Matruska is unconscious. Seagull successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 3095 coins and a golden brick. {Man, that was a close one!}

07:53: Increased the level of my “self-cloning” skill after long and arduous training!

05:22: A suspicious stranger told me that if I return junk mail to sender, I’ll probably get a nice reward. I have a bad feeling about this…

04:48: Quest to ‘create the next best thing since sliced bread’ has been completed! Received some experience and a wish for good luck.

01:28: My goodness, what a good deal for a pirate eye patch! 3105 coins is just a bargain.

19.11.11:

11:15: Suddenly felt like I had to make use of the deus ex machina. Shook it as hard as I could and out came a new, shiny golden brick!

11:11: Suddenly felt like I had to find a use for the mystery box. Shook it as hard as I could and out came two shiny new golden bricks!

05:08: Increased the level of my “bending chakras” skill after long and arduous training!

03:52: A suspicious stranger told me that if I build an igloo in the desert, I’ll probably get a nice reward. I have a bad feeling about this…

03:07: Somehow I’ve managed to create the next best thing since sliced bread. Found a chest full of money. Gonna go on a shopping spree.

18.11.11:

09:59: Mysterious forces created a golden brick in my wallet. Almighty One, was that your doing? Why don’t you build a temple by yourself?

09:47: Notes from arena battle: Dav3 begs for mercy. Seagull definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 2157 coins and a golden brick.

09:40: Seagull and Dav3 look at each other appraisingly. The audience watches with anticipation.

04:35: Tried to persuade the trader that my eternal gratitude was valid tender in exchange for hellfire boots. He wasn’t as dumb as I hoped. Ended up giving him 3069 gold coins instead.

02:29: A suspicious stranger told me that if I create the next best thing since sliced bread, I’ll probably get a nice reward. I have a bad feeling about this…

01:43: I’ve managed to paint the grass on this side greener than the other side. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!

18/11/11 04:26 AM: Increased the level of my “contagious yawning” skill after long and arduous training!