11:33: Tried to get a brain transplant. Got rejected.
11:56: I sat on a rock to have lunch, but was stunned by the sudden roar from heaven: ‘Don’t drink.’ I choked on a peanut.
08:52: While walking through the forest, I heard a strange noise coming from a large blue box. I decided to ignore it and moved on.
09:40: Pushed the pig off the cliff. It flew down and disappeared in the mist. He left his teacher behind, that ungrateful beast!
03:39: I found a box labeled ‘cake’, but it was empty. Heartbroken.
03:52: I didn’t retreat from my last battle with the Prince of Whales. I just advanced in the opposite direction.
08:50: Remembered to expect the unexpected, but forgot to expect the expected.
Waterproof teabag