06/10/2020
00:00 Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it.
00:01 Find what you like, and let it kill you.
00:02 Time turns our lies into truths.
00:03 Reality continues to ruin my life.
.
.
23:00 There is a very fine line between omnipresence and stalking. Just thinking.
23:59 Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
Day 3916 g.e.
Fodder — 56th-level adventurer, member of the “Nautilus” guild, with the motto “Fine Till You Came Along 🐙”, stands at the 152nd position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Foddergod. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.
Smash head at screen to continue…
20:20 You think this diary entry is a waste of time, Soul Supreme? Just wait until you see the next one.
20:21 I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 60 and live comfortably for 11 minutes.
Passing unicorns on the way to Candy Mountain… Sigh. Blade Runner. Almost.
16:52 The toothiness of these tribbles greatly exceeds their furriness.
19:22 Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper.
09:09 Ît wâs râîñîñg câts âñd dôgs, sô Î pût lîttlê rôôfs îñ mŷ dîârŷ tô hêlp ît stâŷ drŷ.
Dein Gott brüllt auf Deutsch, mit löchrigen Dächern…
13:11 Reality continues to ruin my life.
(see 00:03 above, back then I had no idea at all to which extent, and now it’s “our lives”)
Day 4076 g.e.
Fodder — 80th-level adventurer, member of the “Nautilus” guild, with the motto “You’ll Thank Me Later 🐙”, stands at the 145th position in the pantheon of Duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Foddergod. Remembering which taverns he hasn’t been banned from takes up most of his spare time.
160 days fly when you’re having fun… Now that I’m finally top 100 in survival, they’ll mention Duelers instead.
16:01 Nobody told me there would be days like these.
True.
22:26 While I was checking the current price of a fully grown alpha centaur, I caught Dux checking the current price of a second-hand hero. Thought it best to leave the store.
…we had a long talk afterwards…
Note to self: good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
06:10 Some people cause happiness wherever they go. I cause happiness whenever I go.
23:27 Needed to sneak out of the bar without paying, so I bribed the barkeep with 21694 coins.
…not the brightest knife in the drawer…
09:51 After walking for hours and hours and thoroughly exhausting myself, I decided it was time to get off the treadmill and actually go somewhere.
…story of my professional life!
08:29 I asked the doctor if stupidity was contagious. He told me he hoped not and ran out of the room.
…story of my [professional] life, part 2.
10:49 Try ing all the
fancy
optionsoffered
here
GET AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD!
Now I know what Frankenstein felt. Well, almost. A little bit. +anxiety push+
Go away. Nothing to see.
17:15 Thought I’d count the number of good ideas I’ve had today. Including this idea, I’m up to one.
13:17 Where’s page 404 of my diary? I can’t find it.
17:15 For a moment I felt like I could do anything, go anywhere, fight anyone… Then Dux reminded me I’m actually Fodder.
…with capital F?