Hero

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Flea the Great

level 56

Whasamotto with you?

Age 12 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 84 thousand
Death Count 78
Wins / Losses 38 / 49
Temple Completed at 12/23/2012
Wood for Ark 0.4%
Savings 547 thousand (1.8%)
Pet Solar bear Scratchy

Equipment

Weapon Schrödinger's catapult +65
Shield massive ego +65
Head cover of darkness +64
Body platonic armor +64
Arms ultimate arm equipment +65
Legs nuclear power pants +64
Talisman medal of horror +64

Skills

  • spontaneous combustion level 37
  • street magic level 32
  • bloody itch level 31
  • cry of horror level 26
  • bending chakras level 23
  • explosive character level 23
  • foot massage level 21
  • auto-stopping level 19
  • awkward silence level 18
  • tooth sampling level 18

Pantheons

Templehood4500

Achievements

  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

19:19: Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lady! I feel delirious with happiness.

12/12/12 18:36: Bricks for Temple 100%

Just heard a strange rustling coming from my knapsack and found a golden brick where a bold trophy used to be. Construction 1 +28

21:55: Heard someone yelling, ‘Oh God!’ over and over from behind a bush. I wish I was that religious, Soul Supreme.

12:50: A quest to warm all Godville’s benches has brought me a very nice reward of 22331 gold coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back…

23:49: Stitch looked hot, so I trimmed his fur. Then he looked cold, so I knitted the fur into a cardigan for him. Now he looks adorable. And annoyed.

09:26: A quest to revive the Dead Sea has brought me a very nice reward of 22581 coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back…

09:52: My bag suddenly caught on fire. I dropped it and quickly stomped out the flames. Nothing seems to be damaged, but I found a new golden brick!

09:52: I followed a sudden urge and threw my money bag into the air, where it was zapped by lightning. Looks like I’ve got another golden brick!

09:52: A sudden gust of wind knocked me off my feet, making me fall back onto my coin purse. I gingerly looked inside it, only to find that a whole bunch of coins had been crushed and fused into a golden brick! I really need to start counting calories…

09:51: As the air crackled with energy, my purse jerked and lightened. Stitch coughed and abruptly yakked up an enormous hairball. Gleaming through the grey mess was a perfect golden brick! Stitch belched contentedly and sat down to groom himself.

09:51: I was sitting by the road counting my money when a lightning bolt struck the ground right next to me, melting the gold into a gold brick.

14:52: A talking paperclip popped out of nowhere, and proclaimed, “It looks like you’re fighting a Colonel of Truth!” Grabbing it, I smashed the vicious beast over the head with it repeatedly.

03:13: It seems that Stitch has managed to train his fleas. Maybe I’m going mad, but I think that I just saw them praying to him!

02:46: Met a man who was desperate to tell me the ‘good news’ about his god of love and compassion. Boy, have I got some bad news for him…

ND: Tried to get into the flea market, but Stitch wouldn’t stop scratching.

07:37: A sudden gust of wind knocked me off my feet, making me fall back onto my coin purse. I gingerly looked inside it, only to find that a whole bunch of coins had been crushed and fused into a golden brick! I really need to start counting calories…

23:40: That Fleasaur was really rich. I found 10 gold coins in its pocket.

23:14: Spent 1910 gold coins on an extra spicy meal to impress the other heroes in the tavern. Had to quickly gulp down the contents of Stitch’s milk bowl to douse my burning mouth. Sorry, my sweet, hungry dust bunny!

23:06: The equipment merchant told me that animals were not allowed in the shop. I guess I’ll manage without new gear; I don’t want to leave Stitch out alone in the street.

ND: Dreaming of a cold beer and warm company…

08:50: In the wallet of the Gummy Wyrm, dead by my hand – I found photos of its kids! What have I done? Anyway, the EXP boost was nice and now I’m hungry for more!

ND: Performing CPR on an unconscious prospective date…

00:15: I almost drowned trying to save my reflection in the water.

12:45: You know, my Lady, if I could do what Stitch’s doing right now, I wouldn’t ever need a date.

17:40: Got a letter from a Ligerian Prince looking to smuggle thousands of gold bricks out of his country, and he will let me keep enough to finish my temple! All I had to do was send him 728 gold coins for shipping. I hope I hear back soon…

20:28: !kcirb nedlog ynihs a dna ecneirepxe fo esod artxe na :doog saw drawer eht tuB .niaga tekcaP yloH eht rof hcraes eht ni trap ekat ot evah t’now I taht epoH

08:47: Finally, the aura of contusion is gone! Exalted One, this was the worst thing in my life!

00:41: These suicidal monsters I keep meeting really don’t live up to my expectations.

20:16: A devil emerged from hell’s depths, gave me a cold plate of revenge and disappeared. Wait, I think something is wrong with my soul…

20:12: Now I have a shiny metal axe. Ho ho ho.

23:26: Felix knocked over some candles in the temple. What a clumsy oaf! We hid behind a curtain and watched as a priest doused the flames with some holy water from a basin. Don’t worry, my Lady, it was a public temple and they don’t pray to you anyway…

21:12: The town doctor was able to patch up some of my wounds, but he said my insurance doesn’t cover fixing my broken pride.

10:21: I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Sun Dog, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Felix. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

23:51: Exalted One, would you please make these birds quit pooping on me? It’s becoming very difficult to concentrate on my quest.

22:44: It’s raining cats and dogs. I hope I don’t catch fleas.

08:21: My pet is full of surprises. It looks like Baloo has tamed a flea! Now he’s trying to punish it.

15:30: Notes from arena battle: The fight was a tie and its results will not be registered in the history. Flea the Great was selected as the nominal winner. The winner receives a gold brick and 1142 gold coins. The loser cadged 323 gold coins back.

07:47: Came across a bunch of flamboyant vampires and overgrown wolves arguing over some girl. Looked pretty lame. Kept walking.

Died today. That sucked.

Wandering through a sea of battles and entrails. Well I ever please my goddess so I can rest my weary bones?