Hero

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Flat Is Justice 440

level 107

(☞゚∀゚)☞ Loli is fine too!

Age 10 years 9 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 402 thousand
Death Count 105
Wins / Losses 5 / 9
Temple Completed at 12/28/2018
Ark Completed at 05/25/2020 (253.8%)
Pairs Gathered at 05/06/2022
Words in Book 18.3%
Savings 15M, 30k (50.1%)
Pet Spider pig Sandy 32nd level
Boss Telepony with 61% of power

Equipment

Weapon Sword of a Thousand Truths +121
Shield trapper keeper +121
Head earmuffs of selective deafness +121
Body trenchcoat of arms +121
Arms hands-free gloves +121
Legs spurs of the moment +121
Talisman karma police badge +120

Skills

  • contagious yawning level 98
  • somersault squatting level 95
  • full throttle level 92
  • pathological honesty level 89
  • unbearable boredom level 88
  • rickrolling level 85
  • poisoned kiss level 84
  • sticky fingers level 82
  • epitaph writing level 76
  • sober view level 63

Pantheons

Gratitude1847
Might4435
Templehood28629
Storytelling267

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Miner, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Scribbler, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

“You will never escape from me! Wherever there is a conscious mind, I am always with it till the end. Whenever there is order, I will be there to cause entropy. Give up fool! Many of your kind have tried and each and everyone one of them failed, and you, just a mere mortal, tried to defy me!”

As I tried to resist it, the more my body succumb to its pleasure. I strengthened my will, my resolve. Suddenly I heard a familiar voice…

“He is right my brethren, do not fool yourself! Once you grasped it, you shall never taste a pleasure more satisfying! Let us join the corrupted! Become one with the fallen!”

As my subconsciousness tried to convince me before it fades away, I heard a faint whisper.

“Tell me, mortal, is this the limit of your resolve?”

No! I never doubted my faith on you!

“Then tell me, mortal, what is your will, your wish, and I will grant it even if it is against my will, even if it is the last thing I do in my existence”

My God, you know that I can change my resolve at the last minute yet you still gave me a chance my wish to be granted.

“My God! In my next life, grant me the will to admire the truth, the resolve to do the right, and to proclaim that Flat is justice!

“You always amaze me, for you are always faithful to my teachings, I do not even have to grant it, for you always find a way to admire the truth, to do what is the right, and to proclaim justice every time you are born in this world. I am proud to have a follower like you.”

“You, as always, a hindrance to my plans! My ambitions! I will never rest to entice you, to succumb you to the pleasures your brethren have experienced and cause you depravity!”

I greeted death as if it is a long time friend. There I waited until my Lord come and take me.

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I woke up in the middle of a lake surrounded by fauna and flora bathed in moonlight. I do not have any recollection of coming to this place but the fragrance of flowers is nostalgic, as if it welcomes me to this world.

I do not have all the memories of my past. The only thing I remember is that my God never abandoned me and that my thirst for the truth, right, and justice.

And so my adventure begins…

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Pet level track: Firefox Sven level time and date 2 8:42 am 03/15/2014 3 9:45 am 03/16/2014 4 3:13 am 03/19/2014 5 2:27 pm 03/22/2014 8:06 pm Fainted 03/25/2014 3:35 am Revived 03/27/2014 6 4:04 am 03/27/2014 7 8:48 am 03/31/2014 8 not recorded 9 4:21 am 04/08/2014 10 8:19 pm 04/15/2014 11 8:34 pm 04/19/2014 12 12:20 am 04/28/2014 13 2:58 am 05/09/2014 10:39 am Fainted 05/12/2014 5:35 pm Revived 05/13/2014 14 8:07 pm 05/13/2014 15 9:23 am 05/25/2014 5:20 am Fainted 06/01/2014 10:35 pm Revived 06/01/2014 16 10:58 pm 06/01/2014 17 3:25 pm 06/11/2014 18 12:25 am 06/19/2014

Pet level track: Trojan Horse Nipper level time and date 2 1:14 pm 07/20/2014 3 9:16 am 07/22/2014 4 not recorded 5 8:56 am 07/26/2014 6 5:39 pm 07/30/2014 7 4:17 am 08/03/2014 8 8:01 am 08/09/2014 9 9:08 pm 08/16/2014 10 11:32 pm 08/21/2014 11 not recorded 12 11:08 pm 09/03/2014