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Miramelinda

level 87

🐉🐲ƒHappy Huntingƒ🐲🐉

Age 5 years 11 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 229 thousand
Death Count 63
Wins / Losses 42 / 8
Temple Completed at 10/16/2018
Ark Completed at 03/29/2020 (143.6%)
Twos of Every Kind 403m, 403f (40.3%)
Savings 7M, 854k (26.2%)
Pet Grounded hog Simba 18th level

Equipment

Weapon unidentified fighting object +96
Shield guild crest +98
Head Apollo's sunshade +96
Body Lucifur coat +96
Arms neighborhood watch +97
Legs breeches of etiquette +97
Talisman jailhouse rock +96

Skills

  • navel clamp level 70
  • golden vein level 68
  • swoop of the smith level 65
  • sword-swallowing level 64
  • street magic level 57
  • Cheshire smile level 57
  • thumb blowing level 56
  • electro-broom level 56
  • brownian motion level 51
  • epitaph writing level 49

Pantheons

Gratitude339
Might9444
Templehood27925
Gladiatorship4721

Achievements

  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank
  • Invincible, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

One download, typing names and a click later became a goddess & plopped a poor soul curious lady. Say hello to Luzadoni Miramelinda, potential to praise me kick bottoms…. and sadly a tad stubborn at times. After a bit off running , accidental misclick (tossing a bolt of lighting above her head), and a bit of wiki digging in the divine scrolls I think I’ll get the hang on trying to save her bacon. Also, seems I need to get used to poor choices this derp does early on. eyerolls Now, to time to check that she isn’t 6 inches deep underground & upside down.

4/13 Mini-Bio of Luzadoni Miramelinda

After a bit of observing her diary I learned a bit more about her so here’s a bit of info I gathered:

  • She’s maybe humble (something about rain and concern I was crying)
  • Loves beer (yuck), dragons, goat/fish meat, shiny things.
  • Is a derp to danger, traps, and tricks. At least she’s aware of it….
  • Birthstone/Astrology Sapphire/Virgo
  • Wishes guns existed…. particularly snipers

Bah forgot the other bits of info after I closed the tab and lost a bit of train thought. Although I’ll drop an approximate appearance of my heroine outside of combat as requested(-Insert few hours later-):
https://imgur.com/a/oFlot

PS: Hope it isn’t an issue to post image links. Cheers.

PSS: I concluded that she loves dropping puns left and right.
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5/13 Mini-Bio

First pet Sven the Ninja Tortoise 🐢, finally a pet to take care of this derp.

Also, Luzadoni Miramelinda found this neat place I named it as the Dimensional Underground Junkyard. She claims to have been investigating the mystery of this place before I summoned her. Thought it would not surprise me if she accidentally walked into a portal leading to it recently and kept it a secret till I gave her a mission on sharing info on new zones outside of Godville.

Let say ever since she opened up about it she hasn’t cease on the details… guess I look forward to books about her discoveries from here on out.
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5/26 Mini-Bio

Just filling in so my heroin can read up my answers from the current quest:

02:57 AM An apple hit me on the head, making me realize that I should learn how to spin straw into gold bricks.

After learning how:

05:28 PM Strange thoughts filled my head, and I suddenly felt compelled to destroy all evidence of the previous quest. My Goddess, was that your doing?

I suppose we are on point that your previous self made sure to keep secrets. Reason? I have yet to pinpoint exactly. In time, we’ll find out what was your purpose.
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6/9 Mini-Bio

Bye bye Sven 🐢! I’ll add ya aboard our ark in a few years, as Luza Miramelinda promised ya.

Now to find a rideable pet next. 🤔
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6/12 Mini-Bio

Got Miramelinda at

Pantheon of Gladiatorship: 13202
Pantheon of Duelers: 80

Neat.

Decided to fight again, barely survived and got:

Pantheon of Gladiatorship: 10707
Pantheon of Duelers: 67

Good enough for now to get an achievement.
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6/14 Mini-Bio

Rideable pet obtained.
Got a Stripeless Zebra and was named Oy. 🐎
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6/15 Mini-Bio

11:40 PM Oy lay down next to a quaint little well and promptly fell asleep. It’s so peaceful here, I think I’ll have a nap too.

11:49 PM Sensing my bad mood, Oy deftly tickled me with his whiskers. I feel slightly better already.

Aww. Seems this pet is sweeter than the last one. I approve of this.

Hopefully I’ll get my temple to upkeep Oy.
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7/4 Mini-Bio

Seems a few days ago Luz Miramelinda managed to revive Oy in less than 6 hours! Props on that. Hopefully I won’t see it knocked out too soon before reaching 50% temple completion.

Although, I read that after it comes retirement savings that can be a damper to pet reviving. I’ll figure later on a plan.

Oh, I almost forgot. I decided to go on the evil swing just to keep it fresh and to be honest I enjoy it more than walking on eggshells.

Apologizes for any inconveniences Luz Miramelinda.
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7/23 Mini-Bio

Already at 50.4%! And Oy has yet to be knocked out which is great. It does also mean a greater chance it might occur while I marathon the remainder 49.6%. Fingers crossed! Stay strong Oy. 🐴🤞

Brought to you, with permission, by Luzadoni Miramelinda in her adventures & discoveries.

🌌Happy Hunting🌌

Alright time to fill up with …

My Goddess Moments Timeline

April 2018

“The goddess Fionntan is said to have no end of new ideas. This is someone to keep an eye on, claim Godville police.”

Decided to share some of my random thoughts into the Ideabox after I finally unlocked it. Pretty neat system for fresh texts ready for the french frier…

Whoops, letting my stomach do the talking.

Anywho, wasn’t expecting so soon so thank you kindly Godville Newspapers. 😊
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June 2018
Experimenting perks of grey voice….
First Grey Voice that went viral:

09:06 PM Flipped through the Godville Times. Apparently the new phrase of the week is “Who ever ssid that thoughts are rational is crazy; they are imaginary.”, Most Righteous One!

Oddly enough it same results the next day. Wondering what other stuff I can write that isn’t tacky.
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This is the second popular one based on another grey voice commenting: “This bunny is on top of the moon 🐰🌙”
I have a hunch people like convoys. 🤔

01:36 AM Flipped through the Godville Times. Apparently the new phrase of the week is “Bunny is next to the moon, not on it. Myth busted. 🔎”, my Goddess!

05:16 AM A merchant tried to sell me some bootleg “Stand firm against all odds for the weak will be forgotten but the strongest will remember them..” T-shirts. You’re getting famous, my Goddess!

Another newspaper recognition, neat:

It’s a good thing people like Fionntan write into the ideabox, or we’d be out of a job.

Got other grey voice bonuses though forgot to paste it here. Oh well.
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A grey voice upvoted, glad peps like motivational voices. 😊

04:26 PM Mighty One, you won’t believe this! I’ve just heard a choir singing a song with the words “Mistakes makes progress. Even in death, you’ll leave behind a stepping stone for others to pass.” in it. I guess you’re getting famous and godpowerful!

To be honest I might rethink the last bit 🤔:

10:16 PM Flipped through the Godville Times. Apparently the new phrase of the week is “Remember that in a sea of grey there are specks of color that paint the asphalt.”, Exalted One!

July 2018

I concluded that grey voice interest is more toward a few things. For now I’ll cease pasting the ones that do work to avoid mono— oh a bricked monster, sec.

05:11 PM My weapon suddenly flew out of my hand and stabbed the Bricked Commandodo in the eye. Was that you, Almighty, or am I developing telekinetic powers?

Ah lame, didn’t get a gold brick.

Anywho, wanted to simply avoid redundancy. Instead I’ll list possibly key topics that work and doesn’t.

Gained GP:

*Motivation in life
*Possibly minor convoy at a topic
*Clever wordings

Ignored:

*Evil/Darkness
*Time stuff
*Positing at dead times can lead to lack of votes

That’s all for now.
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Just had my first entries approved by the devs 😀

Got one artifact and 3 dairy entries, which puts me at:

Pantheon of Gratitude: 1205

Thank you kindly and hope others will enjoy it as I do. 😉
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Another thank you from the newspaper of Godville:

“Rumor has it that Fionntan submits especially good ideas and votes for the submissions of others.”

I also decided edit my chronicles a bit. Hopefully these stars help keep it organized on the day I write it down; also less wall texty.

Luzadoni liked the idea of my stars so added them on her entry.
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Oh man. One correction approved and I get a boost in this patheon. The force of thumbs up from devs is something to be respected for sure. 🙇 Gracias.

Pantheon of Gratitude: 1031

Just won a tie breaker from a popularity contest via haiku in Guild Chat! 😊

“It was based on making a haiku, which was fun, and here’s the winning entry from the contest:

Good entries from both tied players!

@Al Wisnu:
Fall in love with you
Sky with beautiful lost stars
So shine and lonely

Haunting and wistful, @Al Wisnu, and love is a very reliable theme!

@Fionntan:
Lighting bolts brings life
As the rain intensifies
Washes away death

Dynamic and vibrant, @Fionntan, with strong visuals in every line!

Difficult choice, two strong submissions from first-time haiku writers :) Classical theme and peaceful setting in the first, and intense action and strong imagery in the second. By a small margin, @Fionntan is the winner, with an honorable mention for @Al Wisnu!

The tie is broken, and I’ll organise prizes for everybody shortly :)

Seniors, 1st place: @The-Bright-Lord, 57 points
Seniors, 2nd place: @Totentanz, 22 points
Juniors, 1st place: @Bwahhhh, 10 points
Juniors, 2nd place: @Fionntan, 7 points (by tiebreaker)
Juniors, honorable mention: @Al Wisnu, 7 points (by tiebreaker)" -Djonni 1h

“aw crap i missed a haiku contest? Falling asleep for 20 hours was even worse of an event than I thought!” -Melandre 38m
“@Melandre, still ongoing” -Totentanz 32m
“@Melandre, it was a tie-breaker for the popularity contest but lots of people are joining in :) -Djonni 11m
“@Totentanz, @Bwahhhh, @Fionntan, your prizes are done! :) If you haven’t got your charges in the next 20 minutes let me know :)” -Djonni 10m

Yep! All the blue batteries have been delivered safely to my accumilator. Thanks for making the contest fun Djonni !

I’ll add this other hiaku related to my latest favorite food:

This ramen is yum
Soy sauce with vegetable oil
Give me some more please

Made it for funsies. Eating Nissin Teriyaki Noodles. 🍜
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Pantheon of Gratitude: 847

One news feed approved. 😁 Thanks again.
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One correction approved. Although I honestly thought it was referring to git gud meme based on the typo, it made no sense. 🤔

Pantheon of Gratitude: 621

On a minor note, learned what to combine to make morr bold items and possibly get active artifacts. 👌
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Update Oct 10th 2018

A lot has happen after some time for me and my dear heroin. After chatting away with her to catch up on our daily agendas an idea hatched. I ask Luzadoni if she would like to be honor with a name change. She gave it some thought then nods. Luz says it’s about time to turn a new leaf on her new life. For a long time only few things such muscle memory, habits, and quirks were transferred over to Godville. However, in terms of past memories it has been nill. A new name would help accept this new life I’d given her and leave behind the old by gone life; if it was important anyways.

Long story short, I updated this chronicle and bestowed the name “Miramelinda”. 📝📮💯
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Four approved dungeon entries! Hooray!

Meanwhile, I let Oy be free days ago 😥. Promise him a spot on my ark.

Let see … 11:57pm 01/13/2019 est

Forgot to mention she has Blaze the werepanther now. 🐱 11:59pm est
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Notified by a pop up that Blaze hit 30!
Ayee, got my Animalistic badge. Good job staying alive Blaze! Hugs werepanther 🤗 Now I’ll prep you to becoming a salty captain for future sailing.

August 31 2019, probably happened yesterday since I lost connection from phone swithing. Either way, Praise her Toothless Werepanther!

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March 30 2020

Add me and my heroin to the list of salty pirate sailors in the bloody seas if 2020! Hurrah! Time to plunder booties! 🌊🛳️

Oh right. Blaze! Your time to be the King of the jungle in the arc begins. Grats you old furball werepather!

PS: Darn asterisks don’t work anymore guess these will do.