I could be really witty and waste time writing a funny backstory, but screw that! I’m lazy and there’s beer to drink. This pretty much sums up my life anyway.. 10:36 AM Been there… Defeated that… Collected the experience points…
05:29 AM Wow, 100! I don’t get older, I level up!
11:54 PM Tried my hand at being evil. Stomped on a bunch of ants, then felt sorry for them and asked my Lady to resurrect them.
Spock just made it to level 40! After many failed attempts, I am finally getting the hang of keeping pets alive. I have the best Godvilla ever! 03:49 PM Spock was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow and began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up!