Hero

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Lord Stick

level 95

Wocka Wocka Wocka!

Age 12 years 5 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 404 thousand
Death Count 203
Wins / Losses 78 / 53
Temple Completed at 10/26/2012
Ark Completed at 08/01/2015 (196.4%)
Twos of Every Kind 450m, 405f (40.5%)
Savings 12M, 323k (41.1%)
Pet Philosoraptor Nipper 9th level

Equipment

Weapon unlicensed nuclear accelerator +104
Shield platinum platter +104
Head helm of unparalleled density +104
Body three piece swimsuit +104
Arms fox gloves +104
Legs boots of procrastination +105
Talisman godtag +104

Skills

  • strike of the rabbit level 104
  • cobweb gulp level 104
  • mass effect level 100
  • glance of Kaa level 95
  • self-cloning level 93
  • self-propelled feet level 78
  • quantum leap level 71
  • selfish interest level 70
  • menacing glance level 65
  • tin throat level 31

Pantheons

Gratitude289
Might7153
Templehood3112
Gladiatorship5903
Storytelling466

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

“Wocka Wocka Wocka”

Day 222 I reached lvl 40, does that also mean that’s my age? If so I need to find a way to slow my aging process.

Day 223 Sweet! I’m a Hierarch! I’m so glad I stopped trying to switch guilds in my sleep. I don’t even remember trying to, maybe I was too drunk to remember. I’m glad my God is watching over me and making sure I don’t do anything too stupid. Well, sometimes….

So, my pet died two weeks ago, maybe longer. Why have I yet to get another one? Out of all the monsters I’ve fought, they all would rather me kill them instead of being my pet. Do I smell that bad?

Day 232 About a month after my bipolar bear, Bess died, at 5 pm today, I have finally tamed a new pet! Although I’m not thrilled about the name he choose, there’s nothing I can do now. Plus, I don’t know how long he’ll be sticking around, I kind of messed up by losing him for a while…. 08:01: Followed a stray dog for an hour thinking it was my biowolf. Got an evil stare from Dumbo when I found him again. He wasn’t too happy. (Oops.)

19:05: Yelled ’Wocka Wocka Wocka! ’ at the No-good Do-gooder and it died laughing. How embarrassing.

Day 287 FINALLY! Geez, it feels like it took over a month to lvl up to 45. Ugh. Not that I’m happy about birthdays or anything, but it feels like forever. Every other birthday goes by so fast. It was my pet Dumbo’s birthday today as well. Never noticed we had the same birthday. Interesting.

Day 291 Today I had to let my pet go, farewell Dumbo, but I no longer want a useless pet that doesn’t age, win me anything, and or throw themselves in front of monsters to save MY life. That just seems selfish to me. Hopefully soon I’ll be getting a new pet that won’t be so selfish.

Day 310 Hallelujah! Caught a Heffalump and made it my pet. I’m hoping this pet will actually live longer than my other pets. I think I just need to learn how to stop talking so much and when I’m in town I think a shower might help me out too. I hope Simba will be able to handle my insufferable voice.

Day 316 Woo hoo! Lvl’d up! Today I’m 47!

Day 323 I did it! Look Almighty! Patriarch! Now my goal is Regent, got a long way to go, but I have faith!

Day 384 10:19: Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lady! I feel delirious with happiness. First day of sweet templedom. I already have my first thousand bucks saved up! Although I don’t remember putting any money into my bank. All I can ever recall is withdrawals and then having withdraws afterwards if you catch my drift… wink wink..

Day 385 Second day after finishing my temple and I have already saved up 10 thousand coins! Unfortunately, I have no control over the amount per day. I think one of my many personalities comes through and does all the investments because we all know how well I handle money.

Day 403 My wily pet has finally reached lvl 20! How exciting! This is my first pet to ever stay with me as long as Simba has! Hopefully he’ll stay with me till lvl 30 as well.

Day 558 Today was a sad day. I had to let my pet Simba go. The only good news is he at least reached lvl 32. That’s the longest I’ve ever been able to keep a pet. I will miss my heffalump.