I am the best.
Hero
Face Smasher Jr
level 45
GOONIE GOO GOO!
| Age | 12 years 7 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 43 thousand |
| Death Count | 35 |
| Wins / Losses | 117 / 63 |
| Bricks for Temple | 95.5% |
| Pet | Biowolf Sven 13th level |
Equipment
| Weapon | osmium hammer | +45 |
| Shield | diplomatic immunity | +42 |
| Head | ice pack | +48 |
| Body | full metal jacket | +47 |
| Arms | gloves of stranglehold | +46 |
| Legs | Waders of The Lost Ark | +45 |
| Talisman | dice of doom | +47 |
Skills
- heel grip level 28
- street magic level 22
- iron vortex level 20
- inept singing level 18
- opacity control level 17
- drunken rampage level 15
- radioportation level 14
- knight's move level 11
- winged swing level 9
- brownian motion level 8
Pantheons
| Gladiatorship | 2828 |
Achievements
- Builder, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 2nd rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Favorite, 2nd rank
- Fiend, 2nd rank
- Animalist, 3rd rank
- Invincible, 3rd rank
- Martyr, 3rd rank
- Renegade, 3rd rank