I am Alisha Shatterstrike, thrown into the world of Godville in order to dispense bodacious and divine justice wherever its needed!
As I walk in the valley of idiots I do not despair, for my god Exadin sustains me! Benevolence that pours from the heavens and seep into the mortal plane, but in my days off, I spend it in the tavern, reveling in my bodacious achievements.
Hail Hydrate! is my motto, due to the fact that all heroes need fluids in their system to function. Luckily, taverns are there to provide these glorious drinks (beers) which sustains us, second only to our lord.