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Jorrie

level 89

Fight 'til it's over!

Age 11 years 3 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 324 thousand
Death Count 167
Wins / Losses 106 / 29
Temple Completed at 10/29/2013
Ark Completed at 11/15/2016 (232.8%)
Twos of Every Kind 318m, 350f (31.8%)
Savings 9M, 481k (31.6%)
Pet Gummy wyrm Tige

Equipment

Weapon unidentified fighting object +97
Shield road block +97
Head solar ice cap +97
Body Tesla chainmail +97
Arms neighborhood watch +97
Legs dragonscale stockings +99
Talisman smell of success +98

Skills

  • navel clamp level 97
  • chakra bending level 91
  • spoon-bending level 83
  • falcon punch level 77
  • thumb blowing level 74
  • mass effect level 73
  • menacing glance level 70
  • toe-bite level 67
  • tooth sampling level 66
  • mountain moving level 63

Pantheons

Gratitude2492
Might8978
Templehood8584
Gladiatorship1747

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I shall write my name upon the stars in legend!

PEOPLE OF EARTH, WELCOME!

- My God told me that atheism strikes him as less of an insult than religion. He also said he used to be an atheist until he realized he is God!

- If God doesn’t like the way I live, let him tell me, not you.

- Rather than facts driving beliefs, our beliefs can dictate the facts we choose to accept. They can cause us to twist facts so they fit better with our preconceived notions. Worst of all, they can lead us to uncritically accept bad information just because it reinforces our beliefs. This reinforcement makes us more confident we’re right, and even less likely to listen to any new information (Joe Keohane)

- I believe I’ve stumbled upon a revelation about The Main Man. I found an ancient scroll which seems to indicate that Emthyu eons ago was simply a business man with a case of boredom. He then fashioned my “reality” for His sheer amusement. So in other words I’m fighting for my life daily just for His kicks. What a di.., I mean jerk!

Temple 10/29/13 9months old – level 46 – 294 days 12:00: Devotees to the Great One were lined up around the block just to enter the temple. Almighty, you deserve something special for being so popular.

Careerist Level 1 Achieved 3/7/14